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News you can’t use.

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Let’s take a peek at the recent headlines on my news feed, shall we?

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Not just no, but Hell no. There’s a long list of things I refuse to do naked and hiking is in the top ten.

Can you say poison ivy?

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Is there a french fry shortage in the United States? Why was I not informed!

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Pay $54.92 to take a selfie on the Iron Throne? You betcha!

Sign me up.

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Viola! the cure for what ails you. To heck with Alexander Fleming, Dr. River prescribes three or four of these….and don’t call me in the morning. Not that you’ll be able to anyway.

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Cheers to your good health!

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Random clutter

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Question: Does Lord Dudley Mountcatten need to travel around the block like a little astronaut?

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Answer: He most definitely does not.

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Jesus wept. Somewhere, someone thought this was a good idea.

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Albino broccoli? I can see that….

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I’m over the abundance of rude license plates you see on the roads these days. They’re not funny, just rude.

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You know you haven’t been drinking enough barn cocktails when you reach for some fruit… but find you could harvest penicillin instead.

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I think identifying these as “American” is overkill.

As if any other country would do this….

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