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The Facebook police.

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My husband came home the other day long enough to grab my keys and take off again in my car. As his truck is in temporary garage prison waiting for the new driveway to set… this did not bode well.

As I suspected, he returned home with something we did not need.

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Why did he buy a Lane cedar chest dated 1943?

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Because it was $20 at a yard sale up the road….

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And he had visions of reselling it for 6 times what he paid.

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The fact that it was for sale at a low price because no one wants or uses Lane cedar chests anymore never crossed his mind.

Undeterred by my cynicism, he spent an hour polishing it and then loaded it back in my car with a small assortment of miscellaneous crap he thought he could sell at a flea market. Early the next morning he drove an hour and a half south, paid $20 to rent a table, sat in the heat until 3:00pm, and drove an hour and a half back home…. with the Lane cedar chest and the majority of his crap still in my car.

Ever hopeful, he bade me list his precious chest on Facebook marketplace for $120 … sure that the right buyer would snatch it up.

Alas… Facebook had other ideas.

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What…?

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The listing was pulled as it was in violation of a recalled product policy.

A recall from 1943?????

I have no idea what the Hell that was about and though I questioned FB, I don’t have an answer.

What I do have is an old moth proof piece of furniture in the back of my car.

Lucky me.

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Well that didn’t take long.

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After a year of hemming and hawing.

A year of deciding and then changing his mind.

A year of yes he will and then no he won’t.

He finally did it.

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One final rub down …

And then.

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He put her on the front lawn for sale.

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It’s been a long time coming. We really don’t ride much anymore and throwing $1,000 into her every year to counteract the inactivity wasn’t doing her… or us…. any good.

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So the husband finally agreed to let one of his babies go.

We put her out on the lawn at 2:00 in the afternoon. At 2:30 I listed her on FB marketplace and Craig’s List. At 3:00 we got a call from a man with cash.

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The next morning at 10:00am she was gone.

I think my husband is still in shock.

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The finished product.

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After endless days of sanding, cleaning, oiling, staining and upholstery updates…

Voila.

Without the leaves –

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And with.

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The free on the side of the road table and chairs was ready for sale.

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The husband decided $250 was a reasonable price and within 15 minutes of listing it on Facebook marketplace three women messaged me. One wanted to cut the table 3 inches on each side because it was too wide, one wanted a conference table but said it was too narrow, and the third woman? Said she was on her way to pick it up, cash in hand.

And she did. Bye bye table and chairs.

At this point I’m not sure whether that was good news or bad. There’s no telling what my husband will come home with now.

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He tried.

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Yes, he tried… and I’m going to give him points for that.

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The other day during the miraculous (and possibly orchestrated by aliens) garage clean out…. the husband tried to sell some tires.

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No, he didn’t put a price on the sign.

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And bless his heart, the pile got bigger as the day wore on because he kept finding more tires.

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He even went out and artfully arranged all the mismatched, unwanted, never fit any vehicle we owned, tires.

But alas, at the end of the day….

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They ended up in our cellar… where they’ll probably die a slow death because no one else wants our unwanted tires either.

But damn it, he tried.

And I appreciate the effort.

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Too good not to share… the finale.

 

Crazy real estate agent’s photos part 3, and let’s start it off with a bang.

Or a boom as the case may be..

 

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There’s so much wrong with this I don’t even know where to start. Aside from the obvious WTF factor…. this guy looks like he’s getting ready to goose you. Why are his hands open wide? Why do you have to reach into his chest to flush? And considering what he must see everyday… why  the hell is he smiling?

 

 

Wow.

 

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Someone clearly had too much time… and acrylic paint… on their hands.

 

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Just your normal bathroom/dining room combo…

 

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And bathroom/kitchen combo….

 

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And bathroom/bedroom combo.

 

 

Porches.

 

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Not just for outside anymore.

 

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When you live in the city… but your wife really wants a cow.

 

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Because sun shade awnings are stylish anywhere.

 

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Proof positive there is such a thing as too much togetherness.

Truly.

 

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I’m not sure what’s more disturbing about this bizarre bathtub… the fact that it’s covered in carpet?

That it has 4 decorative poles?

Or that it appears to have an electric heater installed on the side?

 

 

 

I don’t know.

I really don’t.