Crazy real estate agent’s photos part 3, and let’s start it off with a bang.
Or a boom as the case may be..
There’s so much wrong with this I don’t even know where to start. Aside from the obvious WTF factor…. this guy looks like he’s getting ready to goose you. Why are his hands open wide? Why do you have to reach into his chest to flush? And considering what he must see everyday… why the hell is he smiling?
Wow.
Someone clearly had too much time… and acrylic paint… on their hands.
Just your normal bathroom/dining room combo…
And bathroom/kitchen combo….
And bathroom/bedroom combo.
Porches.
Not just for outside anymore.
When you live in the city… but your wife really wants a cow.
Because sun shade awnings are stylish anywhere.
Proof positive there is such a thing as too much togetherness.
Truly.
I’m not sure what’s more disturbing about this bizarre bathtub… the fact that it’s covered in carpet?
That it has 4 decorative poles?
Or that it appears to have an electric heater installed on the side?
I don’t know.
I really don’t.
That which has been seen… has blinded me, and NOT in a good way.
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I know, right?
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Gobsmacked! 😀
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Me too!
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Couples that poop together, stay together
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I think that was the designer’s plan… yes.
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The scariest thing to me is that the people who came up with these ideas are walking among us!! Lol
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True. Maybe I should host a photo contest for bloggers …
😉
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This is an interior designer’s version of HELL, not to mention a germaphobes! ~ Why? *shaking head*
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Why is the question.
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The ultimate question, really. And the answer is?
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I don’t have one!
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Oh….my……gawd…..that kitchen is horrible! And I’ve been in some horrible kitchens, but that toilet mannequin is too Ridleys Believe It Or Not for me, eww, jut eww.
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Agreed. I’m going to have nightmares just posting it.
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I meant Ripleys, ugh stupid auto correct!
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These rooms are ridiculous. How you live is who you are, so who the heck are these people? I’d suggest they’re in need of meds, lots of meds. I don’t think talking therapy is going to help them.
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Whoever they are? I don’t want to meet them!
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I think that man toilet would have me going outside in the yard … I wouldn’t be able to even brush my teeth at the sink with that hideous thing leering at me.
The porch thing sort of makes sense if you are trying to redirect the traffic flow through a room. One house I lived in had a passage door in every wall, and a closet door in two walls. If you moved all the furniture to the center of the room, it was too crowded. Move it to the edge, and you couldn’t get through the room.
Once in my long checkered past I did live in a rustic area that had a two-holer. I think people were a bit less squeamish prior to the invention of flush toilets. But in our family, even with a two-holer, it was occupied by one person at a time.
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Our house on the Island was built in 1842….. it had a 3 holer. How’s that for togetherness?
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Now THAT is an upscale outhouse!
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Complete with corn cobs and Sears Roebuck catalogs.
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The lingerie section was always in color on enameled paper … a bit too stiff for the job at hand, so the b&w pages got used up first. But that gave me my first introduction to the mysteries of female anatomy.
It was a good thing they sent out two catalogs a year …
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And the jumbo Christmas wish book… a real bonus.
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“Proof positive there is such a thing as too much togetherness.” I can’t stop laughing!!!
PS Remind me not to go to Rusty’s home!!
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We all need a little private time… especially then.
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Yes, the man-shaped toilet is disturbing… but, oddly enough, not as disturbing as the bed next to the bathtub or the two toilets side by side. I guess if you held the sports page up in front of you, you could get some privacy…
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And read game results at the same time, yes.
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Houses in Maine are just TOO strange. Is YOURS normal?
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These aren’t necessarily Maine, they’re from all over the country. And yes, by comparison mine is mind numbingly boring.
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It can’t be boring. YOU live there!!!
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Well, yes. There is that…
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*smiles*
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If I took a deuce on that toilet I would feel like I was being molested by Lionel Richie. “Hello, is it me you’re looking for?” Uhm, nope. Just looking for a regular place to do my business.
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I think even Lionel Richie would be horrified.
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I LOVE this series! Love it!
I cannot even! Omaword!
Although, I gotta tell ya, I like the cabinet facing and drawers, but that’s where it should stop. I’ve got a friend with the paint paint all on hers, but the rest of the kitchen is bland and it’s totally cute. Because some people know when to stop…
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Too much of a good thing is always bad!
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