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Every once in a while I cruise Etsy because they have some wonderfully creative things. Some are useful….
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(Though a few decades late for me.)
Some are… not.
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Personally I don’t feel the need for a human dog bed…
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But if you do? Know that I am rolling my eyes at the thought of you sitting in that giant floor pillow… and so is your dog.
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This was kind of cute until I read what it was for.
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Dermatillomania is an obsessive skin picking disorder, and judging from the bestseller status of this product… it’s more common that I thought.
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This.
For when you really want to feel like you’re sitting on the throne.
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Because we need all the smiles we can get these days.
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Thank you Canada. This was long overdue.
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It’s like they were peeping in my windows.
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These are the type of things I clip and save, smiling at the creativity. I think it goes without saying I’ll never actually do it myself.
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Maine?
They nailed it.
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten is the king of chill.
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The beast sleeps an average of 20 hours a day and woe be to the pesky human who disturbs his dream time.
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This infraction will not go unpunished.
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Hear him roar.
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Because we could all use a bit more of that these days.
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Maybe not, but it looks like a lot more fun.
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I’m confused. In my glory days my breasts looked nothing like a cow….
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And by now? My tolerance is pretty high.
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If he’s like me, it’s the fact that your sentence ends with a preposition.
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Where there's only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.