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Pearl continues to surprise.

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It seems that my new car has an infinite bag of tricks which pop up at the oddest times.

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She’s loaded with lots of nifty features like headlights that swivel and dim automatically, voice activated commands, and an automatic cell phone charging station as seen below.

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No, I still haven’t figured out all her gadgets and geegaws… but I will tell you my favorite. It’s a game changer and once experienced? I’m afraid there’s no going back.

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Cooling seats.

For a menopausal hot flashing woman of a certain age? This is pure gold.

My husband loves the heated steering wheel but for me it’s all about those lovely little holes in the front seats that provide blessed icy ventilation. Summer doesn’t seem quite so awful now.

(And no, that’s not dust on my screen… it’s a starry night background. We be fancy up in here.)

The other thing that tickles me about this vehicle is the plethora of safety messages that pop up.

When my husband swivels his head to scan a yard sale when driving? Pearl says “Keep your eyes on the road!”

When he was scouting something free on the curb while waiting behind a truck at a stop sign? Pearl said “Vehicle in front has moved!”

Husband thinks it’s annoying, I think it’s a riot.

When she announces, “Don’t bring home any more crap!” I may have to kiss her.

She’s only messaged once while I’ve been driving. I was playing with the gas mileage numbers and had taken my foot off the gas going down a hill to increase consumption. Apparently she thought I was falling asleep and said this:

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Ya gotta love it.

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Geesh. Give a girl a heart attack why don’t you….

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The new MySubaru app on my phone gave me a start the other day. I clicked just to see what it would say and saw my brand new car was having issues.

Whaaaat!

I’d barely driven it 100 miles, that couldn’t be possible.

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Five issues? Red doors?

WTH?

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Good grief.

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The doors were unlocked. Which they’ll always be when she’s safely tucked away in our garage.

Sometimes there’s such a thing as too much technology.

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What the hell eBay?

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Subaru offers this cute little thing to people who purchase their vehicles. They’re called badges of ownership and they’re free.

You buy a car, you go to their site, punch in your VIN # as proof and choose. I did this when I bought Ethel, she was my first. So now that I have Pearl, she needed some badges as well.

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The website says you can order as many as you like, but in actuality I was limited to 6. Since one of them was the medallion that identifies how many Subarus you’ve owned.. I felt gypped.

Enter eBay, where I figured someone must be selling a few.

Remember, they’re free… so I figured I could pick up 3 or 4 more for a couple of bucks.

And yes, they had them… even the wine and cheese badge I especially wanted.

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‘Free’ suddenly felt anything but.

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Rare… and discontinued.

Please.

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Say hello to Pearl.

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Of course we had to have a torrential downpour when the scheduled pick up day for my new car arrived.

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Flash flooding, road washouts.

It was raining so hard we had to go over all Pearl’s nifty features under cover in the service department.

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When we got to the engine, I zoned out. As long as it starts and runs, I’m good.

This particular dealership is family owned and adds a few extra bennies when you purchase from them.

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So after signing the papers and writing a whopping check, she was mine.

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Pearl!

She drives like a dream and is chock full of fancy tech it will take me months to learn.

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These were the instruction booklets in the glove box.

Yikes!

On top of that she comes with Starlink which the dealer activated.

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Which reminded me of my first oil change appointment next year.

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We never have work done on our cars at the dealerships because they’re ridiculously expensive, but kudos to them for trying.

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She’ll need a name.

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Meet my new car.

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A 2025 fully loaded Subaru Forester touring.

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Crystal pearl white…

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With the swanky two tone leather interior and suede inserts.

And if that’s not sweet enough? She comes with Easter eggs…

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How fun is that!

No, I’m not in actual possession of her yet. She had to be special ordered from the factory and will arrive in 6-8 weeks.

I’ve never owned a white vehicle before. And before you say, “Oh, it will show all the dirt!”, I’ve been driving black and dark charcoal grey for 22 years… trust me, they show all the dirt as well.

This purchase required intense negations, at which… let’s be honest, I suck. Thank God for my husband who hates the new car purchase game but loves to haggle.

We went into the office where our salesman gave us a final price… and my husband balked.

The assistant manager came over, lowered the price by $1,500… and my husband scowled.

The sales manager appeared, lowered the price by $2,500… and my husband started to walk out.

The top financial guy got into the mix and lowered the price by $3,500… and my husband did walk out.

We went to lunch, during which time the manager called and lowered the price by $4,000, saying that was the absolute best he could do. When we went back to the showroom… my husband said lower the price by another $500 or we’re out.

Mind you this particular car is flying off the lots. We couldn’t find a single one in the entire state. I also added a few extra options.. splash guards, moon roof air deflector etc. but when my husband has a number stuck in his head, you’re not going to change it.

The top guy was summoned. He hemmed and hawed, fiddling with the numbers trying to come up with a way to discount the price further. Turns out Subaru is running a charity drive for local schoolchildren until the end of this month. You purchase 10 school supplies for donation and they take $500 off the price.

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We went to Target and purchased 15 fun school supplies.. and bam! My husband got his $4,500 off a brand new car.

Is it any wonder I love this man?

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My current Forester is Ethel. Named by my late mother. My new beauty will need a name as well… any suggestions?

You have 6-8 weeks to dazzle me with ideas.

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Thanks again Covid 19.

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The husband has been trying to talk me into trading in my 2014 Subaru Forester for years now. But I love Ethel, and she only has 64,000 gentle miles, so I keep saying no.

Determined to prove that now is the perfect time to upgrade, I allowed him to drag me to a dealership to check out the 2022 models. There was only one problem.

There aren’t any 2022 models.

We checked 4 dealerships, but due to chip shortages and shipping backlogs the closest they could show me was a 2021 loaner of an entirely different grade.

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The husband insisted we test drive it, which we did. And while I admit it was newer and a bit peppier than mine, I was less than thrilled with the new energy conserving process that shuts off the engine every time you idle at a stop light. While the actual shutting down was smooth, the restart was jarring and bound to be annoying over time. They told us we could disable the feature, but it would have to be done every single time we drove as it resets to default.

For $38,000 plus? I said no thanks. But the husband was pushing me to order a new one and wait God knows how many months to get it….

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So he dragged me into the salesman’s office and had them appraise Ethel for a trade.

My Ethel.

I understand she’s 7 years old.. but she has low mileage and is loaded (with heated leather seats, back up camera, Nav and panoramic moon roof). My absolutely perfect Ethel… who Kelly Blue Book says has a trade in value of $16,500 and a private sale value of $17,800?

They offered us $10,000.

And that was all it took for my husband to be insulted, leave and stop badgering me to trade my vehicle.

Thank you Covid 19. Your virus induced shortages actually benefitted me this time around.

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After that fiasco, it was time for lunch at one of our favorite waterfront restaurants.

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A raspberry lime gin Ricky…

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And a scrumptious crab cake appetizer later, I was on my way to happy.

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Add a Campari Sangria and a fresh panko breaded haddock sandwich… and I was there.

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The husband started with clam chowder and moved on to a blood rare filet with grilled asparagus which, while quite satisfying….

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Set our wallet back a cool $53.

So yeah, thanks Covid 19 for driving food prices up so high our favorite place for lunch now makes my debit card shudder.

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Lovely fall photo inserted just because I can.

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Oops.

 

I learned a lesson the other day… the hard way.  (If there’s any other way, I’ve yet to find it.)

In April I received a recall notice for Ethel. (Yes, my car’s name is Ethel)

No big deal, it was something about a brake light switch. I stuck the notice in the drawer thinking, yeah…I’ll have to make an appointment at the dealership sometime.

Which means I promptly forgot all about it.

Then two months ago, we were leaving our friend’s place at camp. They have the driveway from Hell… steep and unpaved. We were backing out, hit some loose gravel and bing! bam! boom! all my warning lights started flashing on the dash. ABS, Vehicle Dynamics Control, Hill Assist.

You name it, it was flashing.

 

 

I thought, oh hell… we knocked some silly computer module out of whack.

But the car drove perfectly fine and by the time we got home all the lights were out…. so I didn’t give it a second thought. Until this Monday when I went grocery shopping, pulled into the parking lot and shifted into park. Bing! Bam! Boom! all the warning lights flashed again.

Warning lights. What do I know about warning lights?

 

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I mean heck, if they had useful ones….. it would make sense.

 

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But these things were going off for absolutely no reason. Again, my only thought was… stupid computers.

Until I loaded all my groceries in the car, started it and couldn’t shift.

Nada. Nothing. Frozen in park.

Of course it was a hot day…. and of course ice cream was on sale so I’d bought 4 containers. As everything melted into soup, I fiddled and faddled and cursed and finally managed to get it in gear to drive home.

Where it froze in park again.

Moral of the story?

 

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When the manufacturer sends you a recall notice? There’s a reason…. go have it taken care of.

It may just be a brake light switch, and they may assure you “only a small handful of vehicles have had serious issues”….. but if it’s one in three million?

It’s going to be me.

I’m lucky that way.