No, that isn’t news.
I’m an avid reader and am probably personally responsible for Jeff Bezos’s ranking on the Fortune 500.
But this book was special.
As you may know, I have a fondness for chickens.
It started years ago when our farming neighbor moved in across the street and asked us to baby chicken sit.
Matter of fact, here’s a picture of the husband trying to speak to those first chickens.
As you can see, it didn’t go well. The chickens weren’t paying attention.
Were his conversational skills severely lacking…
Or did he just not speak their language?
The chickens might have been saying all kinds of fascinating things!
Or not.
The point is we didn’t know.
And as the flocks grew larger…
We made friends…
But the language barrier was problematic.
My pathetic attempts at cooing were for naught.
Clearly the birds had something to say.
Possibly deep, philosophical things….
But we couldn’t decipher it.
Until now.
So join me on the journey.
And we’ll explore these topics.
Admit it.
There have been times you’ve wanted to chat up a chicken too.
It will be fun…
River's world..... 
*looks in yellow pages…………..*
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For saner friends…?
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for a therapist……in your area……lol
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Good call.
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………..because I care…………..
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And I appreciate it.
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I know you do. lol
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I can’t do chicken speak, I can barely understand what my sassy, indifferent cat says to me. And chickens are just smaller versions of turkeys, with smaller poop, lol. But I’m glad your willing to try and speak chicken.
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The chickens are rapidly out pacing the humans in my neck of the woods…. it’s going to be a necessity.
😉
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We thought about getting chickens. Fresh eggs would be cool but then we heard about the difficulty of getting chicken sitters. It is hard to find reliable help 🙂
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Not in my neighborhood!
😊
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Better watch out–there was an article in the news yesterday about a group of chickens who ganged up and killed a fox who was going to attack them!!
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I believe it. People think chickens are timid… but those girls will mess you up!
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Hope that read didn’t cost too much chicken feed. 😀
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Worth every penny…
🐥🐣🐥
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I’m not sure I’ve ever met a chicken that didn’t already have 11 herbs and spices on it. Trying to have a conversation with a drumstick just makes me look foolish…
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In that case… you might be a little late. Yes.
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This post is clucking confusing the cluck out of me. Clucking hell!
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Letting a few chickens confuse you? Time to man the cluck up!
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Ok I will – cluck it!
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