In 1700’s London, you could purchase insurance against going to Hell?
Proof positive there’s a policy for everything.
And yes, it’s that time again.
President Andrew Jackson’s parrot Poll cursed so loudly during his master’s funeral he had to be removed.
Parrots…
You never know what the little bastards will do.
The LEGO company was founded in Denmark in the 1930’s.
It’s name is an abbreviation for the words leg godt which mean “play well”.
A crocodile’s tongue is attached to the roof of it’s mouth so it doesn’t accidentally bite it when snapping down on prey.
There is a canine condition known as Frito Feet.
It’s a bacterial foot infection that smells like corn chips.
Sorry Fido.
In ancient Greece women counted their age from the day they were married.
This works for me.
I’m 35.
The Hawaiian alphabet only contains 12 letters. Five vowels and seven consonants.
You’d think that would make spelling their names easier, but it doesn’t.
The most common name for a goldfish in America is Jaws.
An abundance of knowledge! Now I feel wiser, yet in ancient Greece I’d only be 16 years old.
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Not even old enough to drink. I’m glad I’m not that young!
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Parrots are just smart enough to know how to push your buttons…
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Or hump them apparently…
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That got an LOL out of me…
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Then my work here is done.
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My goldfish were called James Pond and Goldfinger.
I never thought of Jaws. Damn.
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James Pond? I like it.. as long as he carried a teeny tiny martini.
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Worthless Male – he didn’t ‘fin’k of it!
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Fish. They have no sense of style…
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Ooh, I’m 18, then! Whoo hoo!
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Congrats. Enjoy the last of your teenage years..
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Soooo that means I’m only 14 because I’m divorced, only married 14 years and haven’t remarried! Yay!
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Which means you’re too young to be reading my blog. Adult content you know…
🤣
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The Fountain of Useless Information springs eternal….
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That’s me!
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we know.
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Oh, I need to tell you – skip my post on Friday. It’s titled “For Those Who Are Thrones Bereft”. Major spoiler in the way of a meme for anyone who hasn’t seen GOT yet. It’s just a silly post about a lamp anyway..
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Ok. Damn. That will be difficult. Hm. Wonder if I can do that. Hm. Lemme think on that ok??
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Major spoiler. Spills the very last episode…. avoid at all costs.
And when are you going to start watching anyway?
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graduation last weekend and 3 this weekend so maybe NEXT weekend…..?
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Oh, alright…. geesh.
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HEY! it’s the end of the school year…..LOL
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I loved that show Key and Peele! That was one of the funniest bits they had, with all the sports players introducing themselves by saying their super long and weird names, lol!
I bet John Bobbit wishes he had that insurance!
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Lorena Bobbit.
Ya gotta love that woman….
😁
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Lol, as females, yes we all do. 😈😇
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So, question: what if you’re on your second marriage? How does that figure in with the age thing? Cuz until that gets figured out, I’m ageless! Ha! I love trivia! Must start adding Jeopardy into my evening routine again! Mona
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I’m not sure what the ancient Greeks would say about a second marriage. Probably a safe bet to add the married years together for age…
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Ohh noooo!
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It’s only fair. Marriage ages you regardless whether you keep him or not!
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Okay, so we won’t even discuss how divorce ages you. Even so, I’m going to okay the years I’ve actually been married; but there were about five years in between marriages and I’m not adding those in. A woman’s gotta draw the line somewhere! So 8 plus 22. I guess I’m 30 years old. I can live with that.
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The in between years definitely don’t count.
30 sounds about right.
Enjoy!
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WELL!!!! Now I am READY for Jeopardy!!
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Remember me when you win big on the cursing parrot…
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I’ll bet the Hawaiian version of Wheel of Fortune goes pretty fast…
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Lol!! Speed rounds indeed…
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I confess I did not know. Always a pleasure. LOL
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