Jerky that’s just phoning it in.
Perky Jerky.
It’s a thing.
And apparently so is this…
Which is a different type of perky altogether.
Of course, then Google lead me to this…
And yes, I realize you can’t unsee that.
But how often do you actually get to watch a twerking turkey?
You’re welcome.
I don’t know if I’m unsettled by a turkey with woman’s breasts or slightly turned on by it.
So, I’ll go with both…
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It does make you look at Thanksgiving a whole new way….
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“For God’s sake, don’t carve the turkey, yet! I want to take a few more glamor shots”
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…”And selfies of my sexiest date in years!”
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The turkey looks awful perky! But jerky that’s perky?
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A murky topic to be sure…
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Not to mention quirky,
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Continuing this thread is becoming too much like work-y.
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Unless you shirky at worky. 😉
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I’m ready to plunge my dirky in the turkey who started this malurky.
Oh wait, that’s me.
Never mind.
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Guilty as charged. 😀
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I don’t think I need perky jerky or a perky turkey. Actually, that’s just weird.
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And that’s why I’m here.
😉
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Oh my God! I’ve missed you! Mona
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Hey…
I’m still here.
😊
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*Backs slowly away from the twerky terkey jerky lady….*
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Probably a wise move…
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*pork jerky is better…just sayin’…..*
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I’m afraid I’m anti jerky. Pork or otherwise. Blech!
🤢
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Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Well I used to like the dark meat best but I might change my preference to turkey breasts now.
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I’m anticipating quite a few converts today…
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Well, at least it wasn’t twerking ham
Or any other sort of spam from Iran
It was just a twerky turkey
Getting plucked in Albuquerque
No, the coffee hasn’t finished brewing. Why?
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Albuquerque!
Now that’s rhyming extraordinaire…
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Well I guess that turkey lemon trick is one way of telling the hen from the tom turkey!!
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I believe the Tom would require a cucumber…
😉
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I have nothing against breast augmentation or lemon aid, but cutting corners by combining the two is obviously a skin game (granted that it probabtly makes the procedure more affordable).
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And lemons are certainly more organic than silicon..
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1. I don’t like jerky
2. I stuff a lemon up turkey’s bum, along with many other things
3. I am deeply entertained by twerking turkey carcass
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I have never stuffed a lemon anywhere… and apparently have lived a sheltered life.
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