When checking out at the grocery store last week I saw these….
Rap Snacks.
I’m sorry, but no one needs Cardi B. flavored potato chips.
The woman wore a coffee filter to the Grammys. Enough said.
Something else no one needs?
This….
I believe I actually said WTF when I first saw it.
Now come on…. if you have that much facial hair to catch?
Skip shaving altogether and put your beard in a pony tail like all fashion forward men do.
I think by now you all know of my lifelong aversion to dolls.
They’re creepy…. and if you don’t want me to spend the night? Put a few of them in the spare bedroom and watch me run.
But this?
This is the stuff of nightmares.
And speaking of that?
I was cruising Atlas Obscura a while back for an interesting day trip and their recommendation gave even me pause.
Yes, you and your significant other can visit the picturesque vistas of Turkmenistan and tour the Gates of Hell.
And if you think I’m kidding?
I’m not.
Admittedly…. as tourist attractions go, it’s a little strange.
But I’d still rather go there than back to Busch Gardens.
I’ve heard of the Gates of Hell.
Might be a nice place to visit, I’d hate to spend eternity there.
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Check in any time you like… but leaving is the hard part.
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Although I appreciate you finding this travel destination, I’ve no desire to visit the gate to hell. I mean that literally and figuratively. I’m not that desperate for places to go, things to do.
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Where’s your sense of adventure…?
😉
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Good question. On a stairway to heaven?
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Nobody needs Cardi B period.
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I read that wrong at first and….
Oh, never mind.
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Definitely nobody needs that!
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Maybe Cardi O?
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“I’ll buy that for a dollar.”
Uhhh no, NO I won’t
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Who in their right mind would put a freakin’ lighted disembodied doll’s head in a child’s bedroom??? I guarantee that when those parents turn 80, that kid is feeding them meatloaf made from Alpo.
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Or worse, the chopped flesh of their Fox Terrier…
😳
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Haha !
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I don’t knowingly buy anything celebrities endorse.
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The only thing I like is Jennifer Lopez’s first perfume…. Glow. I swear it’s the longest lasting stuff I’ve ever tried.
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I noticed the Rap Snacks at our checkout just a couple days ago. I’m sure there’s some really hip reference I’m not getting, but…. OK….
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Yeah. It was lost on me as well….
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I might be tempted by a bag of chips with Raquel Welsh on them, assuming they were dated recently. But some whacked out rap merchant? Nah …
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You don’t have to visit Turkmenistan to go to Hell. There’s a town named Hell in Michigan, and there isn’t even a gate you have to go through to get in (I know — I’ve been there).
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Good to know. If we’re ever in Michigan, I shall make a point of visiting!
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Wow, rapper chips…no thank you. And I don’t need a trip to the gates of hell, I use to work there. Technically I still do, but I’m working from home, and it’s still there waiting for us to return with Baby Kermit as the gatekeeper….🙄🤬
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One push and she’d be in the flaming pit….
Just sayin’.
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I will take a dozen of the beard bibs—no rush–I am not shaving intil this virus is over!
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Hope you have a ponytail elastic!
😉
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Woman! Keep the creepy doll photos in a vault!
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I know!!!!
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I’d rather go there than put one of those evil doll lights anywhere in my house! (Truth be told, I’d freakin’ love to go there.)
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It does have a certain je ne sais quoi….. and just imagine the postcards you could send.
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Photos of The Gates to Hell will do, thanks.
I did not know about rap snacks. I will tell the spawn.
I like Cardi B in small doses. Love the ‘coffee filter’!
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How in the world do you get in and out of a car in that dress?
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Clearly this is not my problem 😉
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