Because if I don’t laugh I might have to hurt someone.
Add a margarita and it sounds like a plan.
Because if you won’t wear a mask, why should I wear pants?
And after almost 4 months of doing nothing?
Trust me… you want me to wear pants.
Ah, Spam. The miracle meat no one wants to eat.
Wait a minute….. do you think they could behind this whole thing?
The virus is a hoax engineered to make people eat 83 year old canned ham!
Or maybe….
It’s a canine revenge plot.
Either way, we’re stuck with it…
And it’s nice to see Maine stores still have a sense of humor.
I can get by on a tablespoon of Span a week.
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I get by with a little help from my friends
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And hopefully they don’t trigger your gag reflex…
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Not at all. Holding your nose when you swallow works wonders.
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And that’s the largest amount you can ingest without vomiting, so …. kudos.
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I wouldn’t walk away from some grilled Spam and eggs.
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No. You should run!
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When you get here, we’ll go to the Spam Museum. I like Spam. About once a year. Fried. On 12 grain bread. With butter. Lots of butter. Melting oozing dripping butter. OMG….yum
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Leave the spam out and I’ll join you.
😉
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you won’t have to eat any. They do make it fresh every day.
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My late MIL put it in everything. Spam and eggs. Spam macaroni salad, Spamburgers, Spamloaf etc. If I never see it again? It will be too soon.
🤢
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So you are saying you don’t wanna go to the Useeum?
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I visited the baked bean museum… so, yes. Of course I want to go!
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then GET here!! LOL
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WAIT…………..what? There’s a baked bean museum????
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There is. Outside of Gatlinburg, Tennessee…
We went in 2017. I’m sure I blogged about it.
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First made in 1937? That qualifies Spam as an antique, so I assume your hubby loves it.
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He’d probably love to have an original can. But no, he’s generally not a fan.
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I’m still giggling….
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It’s better than the alternative.
😉
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Spam……gag reflex triggered, thank you River. I have a Spam war going on with my three boys, they like it, I don’t, therefore I win! Lmao
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A Spam free household is a beautiful thing…
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Yes it is 😝
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Fried Spam sammiches are great!
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Me thinks you have been inhaling too many diesel fumes….
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LOL! My rig runs on good old fashion gasoline.
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Well, stop sniffing that as well.
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Not wearing a mask will kill you because someone not wearing a mask will kill you–either with germs or a pistol!
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Whoever thought public health and safety would be political…..
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Not here in Georgia…
We are a friendly bunch
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Okay, full disclosure, I’m stealing the Spam meme. But don’t believe the rumors you might have heard that I relish a good fried-Spam sandwich every now and then…
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Help yourself. To the meme, not Spam. That’s just disgusting.
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I’m unabashedly pro-Spam. Just had some last week. And yes, I’ve been to the museum!
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Oh my…
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