Social distancing chuckles.

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Where there’s a will there’s a way.

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In this scenario, I see my noodle landing in my margarita… and no one wants that.

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Distance.

It’s all relative.

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Canadians have the right idea with hockey sticks. You can measure distance as well as crack heads if someone gets too close.

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Wisconsin? I don’t know. I’d rather not be on the back end of that ruler…

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Bubble gyms?

If they were covered in black fabric so no one could see my quarantine twenty jiggling… maybe.

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Excellent.

And I bet their conversation is more interesting than your cousin Darryl’s anyway.

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Squirrels are people too.

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Pffft!

What’s next, motion sensor operated baptism?

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Now that makes sense!

25 thoughts on “Social distancing chuckles.”

  1. Very creative…there was a sign in Perkins Cove at one of the restaurants that showed how many dogs apart people should be. I saw that at the beginning of July and thought it was a riot but places are getting way more creative!

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      1. No…just a favorite spot in Maine. I was there twice in July. Maine is the only place I have been this year. 4 times since July. Love your state! I lived there for 7 yrs…50 yrs ago. In South Paris.

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  2. An English teacher once asked me for ways to solve the “weight” crisis in America. Jokingly, I told her they could build obstacles to make people work to get across the parking lot to Target. She gushed and said it was a great idea, completely serious.

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