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Telemarketers have gotten clever over the past few years. They spoof actual businesses and use real people’s names with local numbers to trick you into answering.
Last month our caller ID came up with my own name and number. Though why I needed to call myself has yet to be determined.
Last week?
This:
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It’s like they’re not even trying anymore.
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Covid warnings, Maine style.
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Deer and fading backyard foliage, just because.
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Damn.
I knew I shouldn’t have let my National Geographic subscription expire. Slutty ostriches would have been a good read.
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Deep fried pickled asparagus is not my idea of an acceptable appetizer, but they’re very popular at our local pub right now.
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This describes our current weather quite well. Something for everyone.
And finally, fluffle.
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Because we all need a tad more cuteness in our life right about now.
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As a long-time rabbit parent, I keep a list of potential (and cute, in my opinion) rabbit names on my phone. Fluffle just made the list!
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It’s a keeper!
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I could learn a thing or two from National Geographic about catchy titles.
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You can’t go wrong with skanky ostriches.
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Awwwww, you brought your own bunnies.
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I did! A whole fluffle of them.
🐇❤️🐇
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But the asparagus is deep fried! With, I imagine, a delicious dipping sauce. Deep frying makes everything better…
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Except bananas. 🤮
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I love me some nanners, but not deep fried.
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Wait – you haven’t had tempura fried bananas with ice cream & chocolate syrup? It is delicious!
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I would!
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Normally I would agree, but pickled? No. Take the coating off and they look dried, shriveled up… oh, never mind. They’re just awful.
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Deep fried asparagus? What level of deviant would even consider that abuse of steamed vegetation? {{{{ shudder! }}}}
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I know!
🤢
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Actually, that Asparagus looks damn tasty.
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You can have my share.
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If a group of wild rabbits is called a “fluffle,” is a “kerfluffle” a rumpus among a group of wild rabbits? There must be at least a kernel of truth in it.
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It’s only logical.
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Mmmm—slutty ostriches and a rabbit fluffle??? Feed them fried asparagus!!
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The rabbits might go for it, but the ostriches? No way. Those little hussies want a full meal, with champagne.
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Head in the sand, ass in the air…go ahead and cue the cheesy porn music now.
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Ostriches. Giving new meaning to the term deep throat.
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Those bunnies are too cute for words…
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There are worse ways to end a post.
😉
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My favorite Caller ID bogus “name” is when it came up as “PHONE CALL” Well, duh….
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Ha! Even better…
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