How many tables does one man need?

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After the Barn Mahal clean out… there was open space. Glorious, uncluttered open space. I knew it wouldn’t last, but I appreciated it all the same.

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And when I looked around? There was a table and chairs.

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Okay, we’re building a bar for that… but whatever.

The next day?

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There was another table and chairs.

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The day after that 3 more tables had migrated their way in. WTH? Is the husband planning on opening a cafe….

Which is exactly what I asked him during our inaugural beer.

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No, it wasn’t our first time on the nectar of the gods merry go round, but it was the first time we drank inside the barn, seated at a table, with heat.

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I never did get an answer to my why do you need 5 fricking tables question… but we did manage to get that stupid mobility scooter we wasted $850 on last year up and running again.

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We purchased it second hand for his brother, who swore he needed it… until we gave it to him free of charge, when he decided he didn’t want it after all. 😡

We tried selling it last year but didn’t have any luck. Now the husband wants it gone so I’m going to list it again… for half what we paid, damn it…. and see what happens.

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Note to self? It’s probably not a good idea to drink beer for hours and then fully charge a scooter.

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The following day I figured if I couldn’t beat the too many tables paradigm, I’d join it… and hung a little something of my own for flavor.

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Perfect!

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31 thoughts on “How many tables does one man need?”

  1. Hey, it does look like a nice place to hang out, and, as you’ve shown, it’s handicapped accessible. It does seem like a nice little cafe. It may be off the beaten path but if you get enough people looking in someone might take that scooter off your hands.
    And it is always a lovely day for a Guinness but that Shipyard brew sounds pretty good too.

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  2. Well they’re all socially-distanced so have yourself a little soiree… with masks, of course. Less than 10. Everyone gets their own table. 🙄

    Question: Is there wifi or do you have to just use the hotspot on the phone if you were to plug the laptop in there?

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