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I love fruit! I love it on my plate, I love it in my drinks and now I’m hoping to love it on my face.
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Enter some highly recommended moisturizer.
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Have you noticed this new trend in packaging? Cute little welcome notes whenever you open a box. Sorry folks, but I’m neither glowing nor part of your gang. (I’m currently picturing juvenile delinquent bananas with their peels undone standing on a street corner, smoking a cigarette and snarling at passers by.)
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Banana soufflé for your face, how bad could it be? They want you to add pineapple serum if you’re looking dull. Heck… if you add a little rum, my skin will perk right up. Guaranteed!
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I admit I was a tad disappointed with the minuscule size of this product. I mean come on, it’s made from bananas. It’s not like they’re rare.
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Vegan and cruelty free is great, but stating you’re free of sulfates and silicons on top of a list of chemicals I can barely pronounce doesn’t exactly scream natural.
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River's world..... 
Oh, Riv, right when I thought Maine contained my EXACT replica, you had to write the most dreaded words of all time: I love fruit.
I cannot get into all of the reasons why fruit is disgusting. I’ll just say that I forgive you this trespass.
And I admit putting it ON my body instead of in it might be okay.
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No fruit? Then what do you put in your cocktails…..
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A shit ton of alcohol
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Well yes, but one must garnish with flair.
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Maybe Peach Schnapps counts?
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$0.78/pound?? They are $.039 here. Want me to send you some for your next batch of banana margaritas??
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I’ve never had a banana margarita, but I could be talked into a daiquiri.
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yum.
Then GET here!!
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No banana genital wash?
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Not yet. But you know I’ll keep you updated should one become available….
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🤣😂🤣
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You laugh, but I’ve been known to post worse things than that…
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Lmao 🤣🤣
That’s why I follow!
You feed my demented sense of humor!
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Happy to help.
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At .78 cents a pound, I would rather just use a Brillo pad.
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A box of Brillo Pads weighs about 8 ounces and costs roughly $6. Honestly, the bananas are cheaper….
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We get the store brand at the $ store. $1,00 a box of ten. The soap runs out, but at 10 cents each, who cares.
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Humor is a much valued commodity these days! Thanks for sharing the laughter!
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I’m to the point where if I don’t laugh, I’ll scream.
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Congrats on joining the Glow Gang!
Pick up your free Glow Stick just for passing Glow!
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I guess being your own flashlight does has its advantages.
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Sounds disgusting, but then, I hate bananas.
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Rrrrr are you addin rum me matey ?
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It’s a distinct possibility…..
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Well hell, I was way ahead of my time because as a two year old I used to shove banana’s all over my face. I even twirled them like a facial cream is supposed to be applied.
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You were a trendsetter and never knew it.
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And could have been a zillionaire before I was three if I had a good marketing agent. Just another missed opportunity in life.
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I love fruit, too…though I tend to go the citrus route more often than not.
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Melons, berries, citrus. It’s all good!
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OK, the way you feel about kale is the same way I feel about melons.
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How is this possible! You don’t even like *gasp!* watermelon?
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Watermelon is the worst. I despise it. I try it again every summer, thinking maybe this one bite will be different, but it never is.
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Perhaps if you cut a hole in it and filled it with rum. We did that every summer!
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Now you’re speakin’ my language…
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It’s basically a big green and red ball of rum. You’ll love it.
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