I feel like my food is just phoning it in.

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After reading an article about a fine arts student in Montreal who made clothing out of food?

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I realized the contents of my refrigerator have to step up their game.

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Damn it cabbage, get up off your ass.

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And to think I’ve been wasting my broccoli in casseroles.

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A potato chip shirt? Sure it’s all innocent fun… until someone opens the dip.

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I don’t know about you, but an orange isn’t going to cut it for me. My girls would need cantaloupes.

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23 thoughts on “I feel like my food is just phoning it in.”

  1. Ack! That cheese dress…
    I had no idea my food, as is yours, is so lazy. I was planning on making grilled pork chops for dinner tonight, but perhaps they would better serve as pork chop flip flops.

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  2. First, I could no longer pull off wearing any of these outfits. (Thirty years ago? I would have won awards, but those days are dead.) So I’m okay if the food stays in the fridge and not on my ass. (Okay, that line went a place I didn’t expect it to.)

    Second, and more importantly, thank you for highlighting in the comments that Americans waste so much food. That situation gets SO under my skin. It drives me crazy, to the point that I’m THAT guy at dinner parties and whatnot who, if the host/hostess asks if anyone wants to take the leftovers with, I’m the first in line. Not because I can’t afford my own food, but because I know they are just going to throw everything away. I may not even want it, but I’ll figure out how to dress it up and make it work. Every small thing we do makes ripples…

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