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After reading an article about a fine arts student in Montreal who made clothing out of food?
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I realized the contents of my refrigerator have to step up their game.
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Damn it cabbage, get up off your ass.
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And to think I’ve been wasting my broccoli in casseroles.
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A potato chip shirt? Sure it’s all innocent fun… until someone opens the dip.
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I don’t know about you, but an orange isn’t going to cut it for me. My girls would need cantaloupes.
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River's world..... 
My girls would need watermelons.
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That might be more comfortable, yes.
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Food clothes? No thank you. 🙄
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But clever nonetheless.
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Hope she lives in a cool climate. That cheese wouldn’t last very long in a southwest summer, nor would the other veggies. But at least the other veggies would only wilt.
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Ooh, you’re right. An American cheese dress in an Arizona summer would not be pretty.
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Well, at least not to other women.
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Ah shit…I get enough carbs on my plate. Damn sure do not want to get them in my clothes.
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But just think, you’d never be far from a snack.
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Gives a whole new angle on “wearing your calories”.
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And Lady Gaga started it all years ago with her ‘meat’ gown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvrtpHHdgjw
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I remember that!
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Ack! That cheese dress…
I had no idea my food, as is yours, is so lazy. I was planning on making grilled pork chops for dinner tonight, but perhaps they would better serve as pork chop flip flops.
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I don’t see why not.
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I’m probably too practical because I think that is stupid and wasteful.
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My sentiments too. We’ve got an impending food security crisis and so much food waste – does she know about that? She’d better have thrown it all in a compost bin afterwards to feed the worms and other soil critters.
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Maybe she has hungry woodchucks waiting out back….
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Food waste is a terrible thing, but I imagine more is thrown away from an average American family’s table everyday.
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Your girls would need cantaloupes? This may be more up to the task?
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I’m pretty sure Lady Gaga started this trend years ago when she slipped into a slinky dress made of meat.
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I’d forgotten about that one.
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First, I could no longer pull off wearing any of these outfits. (Thirty years ago? I would have won awards, but those days are dead.) So I’m okay if the food stays in the fridge and not on my ass. (Okay, that line went a place I didn’t expect it to.)
Second, and more importantly, thank you for highlighting in the comments that Americans waste so much food. That situation gets SO under my skin. It drives me crazy, to the point that I’m THAT guy at dinner parties and whatnot who, if the host/hostess asks if anyone wants to take the leftovers with, I’m the first in line. Not because I can’t afford my own food, but because I know they are just going to throw everything away. I may not even want it, but I’ll figure out how to dress it up and make it work. Every small thing we do makes ripples…
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Remember that old ad…. the mind is a terrible thing to waste? They should change it to food.
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