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Good grief, no. Not that.
I’m talking about this time of the month:
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The oh shit, hasn’t that gift subscription expired yet time of the month.
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And as usual, the articles are of the highest journalistic integrity.
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Doesn’t seem like such a glamorous job now does it.
The latest trend in eye makeup is now on my things I never need to try because they’re stupid list.
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And because it’s apparently mandatory in every issue..
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Sex.
And while I’m decidedly pro sex, I think these helpful hints leave a lot to be desired.
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I can pretty much guarantee I want to wank your knob are six words that will never be uttered in our bedroom.
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No.
Mr. Cuddles will never be put in a compromising position. Especially that one.
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That’s just wrong.
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River's world..... 
It would actually be very refreshing to hear a megastar admit to having the shits. Then, when it comes up in an interview (as you know it will), they can just throw it back on the interviewer: Have YOU ever had the shits? Is there a human out there who’s never had the shits?! That’ll throw ’em off their game.
And I can’t leave without decrying a generation that refuses to spell out “sorry.”
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If this generation is well represented by Cosmo? I fear for our future in general.
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You never know. Mr. Cuddles might be into that.
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Maybe yours. Not mine!
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I want to wank your knob could be a great name for a song.
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Feel free to write one..
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My favorite position in regards to sex? I’m in favor of it…
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Pro sex.
That makes two of us..
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What has been read? Cannot be unread.
‘sheesh woman!’
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You know my motto… if I have to? You have to.
🤣
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You must love me. *sigh*
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Of course I do.
😉
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*smiles*
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I’m not sure how or why Cosmo gets away with shit like this (yes, pun intended.). It’s chock full of stupid nonsense and I can’t believe advertisers still pay for ads in this stupid magazine 🤢😵💫
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I constantly wonder who wants to read it. Other than for blog fodder, of course.
😉
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Rumor has it the virtual Beatles are going to do a virtual remake of I Wanna Hold Your Hand substituting Wank Your Knob. A real ..er toe tapper. And a sound byte you really don’t want to get stuck in your head. Can’t you just donate the rest of your subscription to an unsuspecting dentist’s office ?
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Damn you. Now every time I hear that Beatle song I’m going to mentally change the words.
😬
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Why did the Beatles cross Abby Road ? Were they out to wank the nob on the other side ? And what is the hidden meaning behind the song Number Nine ?
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I cannot speak for the Beatles. Better ask Ringo….
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Oh the horror… your boss has IBSd and you’re expected NOT to say, “she’ll be late because she has a GI disorder.”
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I suppose that’s why they make the big bucks.
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“I can pretty much guarantee I want to wank your knob are six words that will never be uttered in our bedroom.” Oh come on–wouldn’t it be worth it to just take a picture of hubby’s face when you say that?!?!? LOL
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Maybe. But then again it might distract him.
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That this magazine exists – and its longevity – explains how the problems of the world are created and why they’re not being solved…
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Just when I think it can’t get any worse? It does.
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Favorite stuffed animal? Actually, I would have to use the one I liked least but I would still get reported for Stuffed Animal Cruelty! My cat, Suzy, has a Hump Bear and I cringe when she uses that!
The new Beatles song had me laughing out loud.
“I Wanna Wank Your Kno-o-ob. I Wanna Wank Your Knob”
Sing it with me.
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I will not.
No.
Not gonna do it!
😬
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I don’t think I’ve ever met a person not pro-sex.
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I have a girlfriend who is definitely anti sex.
It happens.
🥴
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