It’s that time of the month again….

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Good grief, no. Not that.

I’m talking about this time of the month:

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The oh shit, hasn’t that gift subscription expired yet time of the month.

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And as usual, the articles are of the highest journalistic integrity.

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Doesn’t seem like such a glamorous job now does it.

The latest trend in eye makeup is now on my things I never need to try because they’re stupid list.

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And because it’s apparently mandatory in every issue..

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Sex.

And while I’m decidedly pro sex, I think these helpful hints leave a lot to be desired.

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I can pretty much guarantee I want to wank your knob are six words that will never be uttered in our bedroom.

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No.

Mr. Cuddles will never be put in a compromising position. Especially that one.

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That’s just wrong.

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29 thoughts on “It’s that time of the month again….”

  1. It would actually be very refreshing to hear a megastar admit to having the shits. Then, when it comes up in an interview (as you know it will), they can just throw it back on the interviewer: Have YOU ever had the shits? Is there a human out there who’s never had the shits?! That’ll throw ’em off their game.

    And I can’t leave without decrying a generation that refuses to spell out “sorry.”

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  2. I’m not sure how or why Cosmo gets away with shit like this (yes, pun intended.). It’s chock full of stupid nonsense and I can’t believe advertisers still pay for ads in this stupid magazine 🤢😵‍💫

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  3. Rumor has it the virtual Beatles are going to do a virtual remake of I Wanna Hold Your Hand substituting Wank Your Knob. A real ..er toe tapper. And a sound byte you really don’t want to get stuck in your head. Can’t you just donate the rest of your subscription to an unsuspecting dentist’s office ?

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  4. “I can pretty much guarantee I want to wank your knob are six words that will never be uttered in our bedroom.” Oh come on–wouldn’t it be worth it to just take a picture of hubby’s face when you say that?!?!? LOL

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  5. Favorite stuffed animal? Actually, I would have to use the one I liked least but I would still get reported for Stuffed Animal Cruelty! My cat, Suzy, has a Hump Bear and I cringe when she uses that!
    The new Beatles song had me laughing out loud.
    “I Wanna Wank Your Kno-o-ob. I Wanna Wank Your Knob”
    Sing it with me.

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