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Advertisers will tell you anything to get you to purchase their products, no matter how ridiculous the claim.
Take this one for example….
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Self cleaning sheets.
Please explain how that’s going to work…. because I’m sure a lot of rent by the hour motels would be interested.
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Hip therapy?
I’m sorry, but that looks more like a leather chastity belt to me.
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Some of my old dorm mates thought they had self-cleaning sheets. But judging from the color and eau-de-testosterone, I think maybe they should have seen the laundry room a bit more often …
Leather chastity belt? Yeah, I can kinda see how that could help with some types of hip pain ….
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It is clear that the two products are intended to be purchased together. If one is wearing the leather chastity belt, the sheets remain clean. Yeah.
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Good point.
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We will ignore the “dirty feet” argument.
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Of course…
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A chastity belt means no sex–no sex means no moving hips–so the pain will be less—see—TRUTH IN ADVERTISING!!!
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It’s a little too Marquis de Sade for my taste….
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My bad back has devolved to pain mainly surrounding my right hip. That therapy belt still doesn’t have any appeal though, and I’m not even mad about the chastity part. Hah!
Deb
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The hip therapy pain reliever isn’t for a specific joint. It’s hip as in cool, groovy, with it, right on, copacetic, you dig, daddy-o?
I understand there’s a joint that relieves pain but that’s a whole ‘nother kind of joint.
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So you strap it on and become instantly hip? That will be a best seller.
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Double Whhhaaaa???
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Self Cleaning Sheets? Let’s do that with everything and save laundry money!
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Not to mention time.
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My self-cleaning oven doesn’t even self-clean as advertised. I’d be amazed if those sheets did any better.
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I just know I don’t want to be the test subject.
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Self-cleaning sheets? I’m not buying what they’re selling.
THAT IS A CHASTITY BELT. Not that I know what they really look like…
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Of course not.
Neither do I…
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