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There really are some horrible products for sale, and my Facebook algorithm is going to make sure I see each and every one of them.
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You think those flowers are pretty…. but they’re not your average blooms. Don’t believe me? Click on the pic and enlarge it, but be warned.
What is seen cannot be unseen.
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I was never tempted to give my mother the gift of mildly offensive genitalia, but hey. Whatever floats your boat.
Floral penises not tempting enough? I got your back.
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Literally in this case.
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I doubt ‘eating ass’ needed a new meaning, but there you have it.
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River's world..... 
I can’t wait to see what they want to sell you for Valentine’s Day
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And you know I’ll be sure to tell you…
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I depend on that.
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Ya know, in a world saturated with cheap goods, repetition can be such a bore. Sure, they’re offbeat – and slightly offensive – but ya gotta admit…they’re novel!
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True…. and more than likely you’d be the only one on your block to have one.
At least, we hope.
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🙄
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So I just learned that all worker bees are female, so I’ll bet they’re gonna LOVE those flowers…
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I don’t know. Relative to their small size….those flowers might be a tad intimidating.
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OK, I don’t feel so bad about my penis pillows now…And in my defense, I only noticed the design way after I bought them and my daughter pointed it out to me. You are right – once seen, can never be unseen again!
Deb
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Never feel badly about a penis pillow.
Winters can be long….
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Floral penis blue toile ! Do they offer this in a complete place setting ? Asking for a friend. Oh and ls there a formal serving platter ? You know something that makes that standing rib roast really special…
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When you really need your standing rib roast to stand up? I don’t see why not…
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Now, that first mug isn’t so bad. I can see some people taking a long time to see the point. Literally.
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To each their own, I don’t judge.
Well, maybe just a little…
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I want the floral mug just so I can have a really bitchin’ white elephant gift someday. Either that or a passive-aggressive backup gift for somebody who pisses me off.
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I suppose it could make an interesting pen holder for your desk…
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