So glad I didn’t receive these gifts for Christmas…

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There really are some horrible products for sale, and my Facebook algorithm is going to make sure I see each and every one of them.

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You think those flowers are pretty…. but they’re not your average blooms. Don’t believe me? Click on the pic and enlarge it, but be warned.

What is seen cannot be unseen.

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I was never tempted to give my mother the gift of mildly offensive genitalia, but hey. Whatever floats your boat.

Floral penises not tempting enough? I got your back.

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Literally in this case.

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I doubt ‘eating ass’ needed a new meaning, but there you have it.

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16 thoughts on “So glad I didn’t receive these gifts for Christmas…”

  1. OK, I don’t feel so bad about my penis pillows now…And in my defense, I only noticed the design way after I bought them and my daughter pointed it out to me. You are right – once seen, can never be unseen again!

    Deb

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  2. Floral penis blue toile ! Do they offer this in a complete place setting ? Asking for a friend. Oh and ls there a formal serving platter ? You know something that makes that standing rib roast really special…

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