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Shopping trips with girlfriends are always fun. We shop, we laugh, we drink, we shop, we laugh, we post pictures of stupid things we see on social media.
Like this sign I saw at the Salvation Army thrift store.
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Um…. it’s a thrift store.
Isn’t everything unwanted?
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Pinkfang. Because nothing says Easter like a row of razor sharp shark teeth.
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This. In case your toilet bowl needs to see a little more action.
Moving on, I saw the next horror at T.J.Max.
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Giant wicker pineapples. (There’s a woman walking by on the top left for scale.) And if the mere existence of these things isn’t stupid enough?
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Because you know someone, somewhere had to do it for there be a prohibitive sign.
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River's world..... 
Pineapples. Perhaps if they came with a hula hula girl …
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Not included I’m afraid. But I bet you’d look great in a grass skirt..
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… I don’t think anyone wants to see that … including me … my bare belly days are over with …
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You and me both!
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Awww, those poor Unwanted Items. They are there for someone to Want them! As for the Pineapple? Is that a new decorating trend?
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I really hope not.
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I like thrift shops. I got an L.L. bean flannel lined denim shirt for a buck a few years and a dandy piece of audio gear for pennies on the dollar. I am having one small problem with our friends at goodwill. Stay tuned.
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You have to sift through an awful lot of junk, but when you find that perfect treasure for no money? Pure bliss….
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lol!!
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Giant wicker pineapples? I promise to never sit in one, but I do wonder what do you do with one. Guess I need to think outside the pineapple.
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In general? I don’t know. But these were supposed to hold pool accessories….
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They might make excellent bombs for Ukrainians to drop on the Russian invaders. The only problem is that America and NATO probably wouldn’t approve giving such devastating weapons to Ukraine because it would escalate the war.
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I think pineappling Putin is an excellent idea.
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Why “Hoppy” Easter for the shark?
Why not Heterocercal Tail Easter? Well, maybe not that either…
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Heterocercal Tail Easter is sure to catch on. It just rolls off the tongue….
😉
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I don’t know. Those tail fins look homocercal to me.
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Ha! You are coming up with better names while I am still trying to figure out the tie in between sharks and Easter.
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Meanwhile, I want to know what JAW-some means. Too big to fit in your jaws, or too tough to chew? Either way, JAW-some chocolate eggs don’t tickle my fancies.
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They’re egg-stra jawsome. That makes it okay..
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Yeah. Sure.
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Maybe the person who put up the unwanted sign was using reverse psychology … don’t know what to say about the giant pineapples – what would you do with them on a windy day?
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Chase them down the street like a lunatic that’s what….
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Unwanted items like shark shaped chocolate and toilet bowl cleaner? I’m confused as to why these items are unwanted? The shark shaped chocolate maybe but I thought everyone cleans their toilet bowl, but I could be wrong.
I love thrifting, I’ve gotten a couple of great finds at Goodwill and Savers. Like an brand new Anne Klein suit, a couple Ralph Lauren dresses and a Calvin Klein blazer with the tag still on for $12 bucks. I looked online for these items when I got home and the blazer went for $85! Giant pineapple is a facepalm and a hard what the fuck are people thinking?!
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My best find? A vintage black full length cashmere coat… $8 on half price day.
Score!
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Nice!! I found (recently, like a month ago) a Burberry cashmere scarf for $13. I was so stoked that yelled out to my friend I was done with my thrifting and I would wait for her in the car…lol.
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And you know what’s funny? I was pissed when they raised their blouse prices from $3.00 to $4.00.
🤣
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Right? I hear ya sister….lmao
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Sharks do not equal Easter.
Aren’t all things at a thrift store unwanted by someone?
I tried to sit on a pineapple once!
Oh, wait, I’m not an idiot, so I didn’t.
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When I see pineapples my first thought isn’t comfortable seating, but whatever.
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When guys go shopping with their buds, they laugh, joke, and then look for a sports bar, order beers, and complain about how they hate shopping.
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Drinking and laughing without the shopping? That works.
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😆 the wicker pineapples, they’re quite terrifying actually (who gets paid to come up with these ideas….🙄)
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I don’t know, but they didn’t seem to be flying off the shelves.
Flying giant pineapples? Even more terrifying.
😳
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