Fuzz… part 5.

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For my friends of a certain age… did your mother ever force feed you castor oil? If so, be glad it was only a tablespoon and you weren’t on Mussolini’s bad side.

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Next up … a little story on something you should never do to increase sexual pleasure.

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Ouch! Not to mention eww.

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I knew that bitch had military experience! We’re doomed.

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You have to wonder what kind of little boy or girl fantasized about owning a company that specializes in these products. “What do you want to be when you grow up Susie/Sammy?” “A butt paste and douche distributor mommy. It will be so much fun!”

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22 thoughts on “Fuzz… part 5.”

      1. I thought it might be like paste to stick your butt cheeks together so you can avoid any embarrassing moments at the soiree’/chili cook-off. Ballroom dancing could be a problem.

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  1. Ouch….ewww…..blah….and finally FML. Yes my mother made me take castor oil, I’d bite the spoon to make her stop. To this day I don’t understand why she felt the need. All she said was her mother did it so she’d do it. Yeah, way to go mom 🙄…..but don’t get me started on the shit my mom would do to that made no sense when I was a kid.

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      1. Oh gawd, you just made me remember that my mom used merbromin or in Spanish, mercurio when we were little. It was for cuts, scrapes and even though it was for external use only, for fever blisters. It tasted horrible and she always got the purple one so my skin was purple for the majority of childhood. I had it on me all the time because I was such a tomboy. Oh the things we remember of our childhood….lol.

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      1. That is the problem, isn’t it. The older we get, the more we are able to face the fact humans are idiots. I haven’t lost all hope yet, but I do know I will never live to see how much lower we can stoop in our stoop-idity.

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