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After two years of Covid inactivity and a year and a half of dealing with a painful knee injury? No amount of exercise is going to bring my butt back to life. Take it out back and bury it, it’s done.
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Damn. That’s a bonus check I could totally get behind.
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Any guesses what is?
Forget garlic and basil, the answer is fish sauce. Mamma Mia!
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And finally, in this crazy world where everything is out to get you… mercury in tuna fish, lead in drinking water, E. coli on lettuce… I have to admit I never saw this one coming.
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I don’t use one, so I’m safe.
For now….
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River's world..... 
My nightlight was poisoning my milk while I slept; so, I can relate.
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I hate when that happens.
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I do and I sleep better. Salt lamps are da BOMB!!
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Where do you find these things. I would be ashamed to admit I even looked, and I am generally ashamed of nothing!
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They’re the headlines on my iPhone’s news feed. A never ending source of blog fodder….
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I can see the adds now. Spray your night time sky with star-a-cide. Gets rid of those pesky stars interrupting your sleep.
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I’m sure Monsanto is already in development.
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Well, Apple is in California, and based on their tax rate, the State is getting the bonus, the employee is getting a “happy feeling” that they are providing additional homeless tents for LA. As for the night lite, screaming kids who are afraid of the dark can also shorten your life span, so it is a trade off.
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But on the plus side, it is a circular building. That must count for something….
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The ring around a toilet is circular, so maybe the architect was trying to tell them something.
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Ha!
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Everything is trying to kill us…..my cat stares at me as though he’s planning something. As you well know, as all felines do 😼
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It’s a given if you live long enough with cats…. there will be an attempt on your life. It’s the price we pay.
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My butt will never go back to the old butt.
Fish sauce? Ughhh.
We have nightlights all over because Callie’s cataracts make it hard for her to see in limited light situations. We’re doomed.
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But at least now you know you’re doomed.
My work here is done….
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“t behind.” But you need a BUTT and you just gave yours away! (I think!)
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I’d like to give at least half of away, trust me.
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I hear that Trump wears a blindfold to bed so he can’t see his nightlight. If that doesn’t prove he’s the genius he claims he is, I don’t know what does.
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Of course he’s a genius. Don’t you remember? He told us so…. with all the best words.
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Fish sauce really is a killer ingredient. Pure umami. Enhances flavors like nothing else. Well…with the possible exception of pot.
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I can see it in a lot of dishes. But spaghetti sauce? I don’t know….
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It’s not like it makes the sauce taste fishy. Unless you dump the whole bottle in.
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