News you can’t use.

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Because I like to keep my readers well informed. .

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This is good news. Next time the husband ignores me while watching some ludicrous old western on tv? I’m going outside to talk to the ‘shrooms.

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For the love of God, why? Who would buy such a thing…

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You heard it folks, move fast.

Like you have to after each and every time you eat at McDonalds.

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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say if you have a 36 foot yacht? You’re probably not that worried about work in the first place.

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Yes, from the people who brought you How To Bake A Potato … the sequel.

Wash sweet potato.

Pierce sweet potato.

Bake sweet potato.

Riveting stuff… no?

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25 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. Talking mushrooms? I know a few of those.
    McDucks rug? I hope they didn’t stock a lot of them
    Sweet ‘taters? I just say “Honey, how about sweet spuds and roast chicken?” Quick and simple …

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  2. Sandwich rugs, how to bake a sweet potato? Okay there are some out there who can’t bake a potato (refer to my previous answer about the baked potato debacle of 2019.) But I cant work offshore on my yacht because I’m landlocked. So it’s just sitting here in my back yard, on top of the dirt filled in ground pool…..🙄.

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  3. Being as humans speak multiple languages with thousands of dialects, this seems pretty vague. I am not impressed with the ‘shrooms. Have you had a McD’s chicken sandwich? They taste like rugs, so may as well make them look like rugs.

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  4. As the resident wyrdo, I always say animals and plants are people, and that they talk – it’s just we don’t understand their language. Fungi are amaaaazing. I went to a park to walk the dog yesterday and the ground in some places was hard, but there – cracking the soil and bursting up through the compacted soil were fungi/mushrooms of some sort. Fungi are doing such great work for nature (e.g. breaking down plastics, acting as packaging). Earth has taught her children well. As for the rug, pfft – urgency is a sales tactic.

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