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You know the drill. This book is about sex… proceed at your own peril.
The first fun fact will thrill men and relieve their locker room anxiety in no time flat.
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This next item will come as no surprise to women.
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Seriously, we never doubted this.
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Now there’s a recipe I never thought I’d share.
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I didn’t feel the need to watch Iron crotch, but if you’re so inclined? Please write a review.
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Nose erections. Tell me how glad you are to be my blog follower now.
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I hear volunteering for public service is good for the soul. Perhaps I should include a sign up sheet…?
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River's world..... 
“Men are from Mars,
Women are from Venus.”
Do women thank their stars
That men have a penis?
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Sometimes….
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I can hardly wait the Facebook Heavy Equipment “suggested for you” adds cannot be far off. Followed closely by the Crafty Panda Penis. Now finally my life is complete. Is it true that Guinness is coming out with a fun fact book completely devoted to incredible penis accomplishments ?
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In utero masturbation, I get it. It’s got to be pretty boring in there. Now if there are twins and they are “entertaining” one another, that’s just weird.
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Men and their members. You’re all weird…
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Kenny Nines- Weird and loving it. 😀
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That was supposed to post up in the general comments, sorry about that.
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I certainly hope not… because if they do, you know I’ll have to blog about it.
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Remind me the name of this amazing find….I mean book.
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Bonk. The Curious Coupling of Sex and Science.
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Oh those poor, poor San Francisco firefighters…..I feel for those poor bastards responding to a “C-Ring” call….🙄
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I’d be hard put to keep a straight face.
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* The first corrective instruction given to babies by loving parents is to stop grabbing themselves “down there”.
* OK. Taking a risk here, but porn with glops of goo all over the place are not very arousing to me. Even if the goo is just cornstarch ..
* Iron crotch? Not in my lifetime
* Recently discover that missing third when I was catharized at the hospital. So that is a true factoid
* Once during some … ah … intense play my mate clamped a c-ring on Mr Happy. Man! Did that thing hurt! Mr. Happy punished me for a week after that bit of negligence … don’t think I’ll be volunteering at the fire station anytime soon.
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*Clearly the instruction doesn’t come soon enough.
*Agreed. Goo glops are not the least bit arousing.
*Catharization is probably not the way you want to discover the missing third. Ouch!
*Mr. Happy. Love that name!
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I have a C-ring story, but there is no way in hell I’m sharing it here.
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The mere fact that we’re talking about C-rings should put you at ease…
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Stop being a cock tease, is what you’re saying?
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I didn’t say it, but if the ring fits…
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SF is having trouble finding volunteers? All they need is a sign up sheet, or practice booth, at the annual Folsom St Faire (BDSM event).
I will never look at conjested or sneezing men the samexagain.
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Nose erections. Life will never be the same….
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Really, it’s all right. Having a boner might give you a stuffy nose, but having a cold won’t give you a boner. AaaaaaaaCHOO!
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A mostly unknown symptom of being too full is sneezing attacks. Kicks in strong after gastric surgery.
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I didn’t know that. It certainly explains a few things for me.
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