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Same book about sex, same warning applies. Tender hearted readers take note.. it’s about to get weird.
First up in today’s excerpts are tales from the factory floor.
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Being a porn star isn’t limited to (and I use this term loosely) acting in films. Apparently you can make money recreating and selling your penetrable parts. Who knew?
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Wise choice Maria. No need to make daddy feel inferior.
Leaving the body part factory, we get a history lesson in contraceptives.
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I suppose a cat liver ankle might dissuade the foot fetish suitors.
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I don’t know about you, but I’ve met many a woman with a furious womb.
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Is it any wonder the womb is furious? Geesh. No one wants to be compared to a badger.
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River's world..... 
And here I thought I had had some crummy jobs.
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But think how interesting the holiday parties must be at that factory.
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😂
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Wow. There’s a market for everything.
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And a factory to produce it. Yes..
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The womb as an independent creature. I guess that wasn’t I great time to believe the science.
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To be honest men are still rather clueless when it comes to women…
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And with that mystery comes great power. OOoooOOOOOOooo…
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Really interesting… 😳
I follow a Canadian sex worker on twitter who shares many insights of her profession including texts from “callers” (she protects their identities) with mind-blowing inaccurate anticipations, outlandish expectations, rude and obnoxious requests, lowballing attempts, lack of interest in respecting boundaries and demeaning behavior. It’s really quite phenomenal that many (not all) men who seek out sex workers are still as clueless about female sexuality (and body parts, internal and external) by the stuff she shares on twitter.
I might pick up your book. 😊
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It’s been a delightfully strange journey into the history of sex.
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The worst part about porn is when you suddenly come to the realization that there are a lot of other people turned on by the same creepy stuff that you are…
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It’s when the phrase you’re in good company loses all meaning….
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AAAGGGGHHHHHH!! 🫣
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Pretty much, yeah.
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This is a funny read!!
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It’s definitely weird. If you like this one, she has a stack of others on different topics.
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Reminds me of your writing……..
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Ha! No wonder I like her…
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The one line I read today “Just the kind of sicko I am….” LOL!!
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Orifices for sale but no appendages? Seems kinda one-sided to me.
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It most assuredly is.
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