News you can’t use.

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This week’s headlines fall under the I really didn’t need to know that category.

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Sorry, but I can’t answer that question. My algorithms are bizarre enough as it is…. I didn’t click because I don’t need to be flooded with vaginal tightening ads.

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Ditto that for this poor woman.

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And this one as well.

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Sorry, but this makes me very glad we don’t have children.

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The fecal-oral route?

That’s a highway I’m definitely going to avoid.

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20 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. Stinky filthy kids, fact of life. Eating boogers to survive? Don’t get it. I’ve got a pretty big nose but I don’t think I could harvest enough food from it to get by. I think someone busted her with her finger up there and she had to make up something quick.

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  2. I have to admit that vaginal tightening is an intriguing thought. Rubber bands? Chinese finger traps? … boggles the mind.

    One summer I worked as a pool maintainer for the local YMCA. Thursday was kids day, and they just killed the chlorine in the pool … it sometimes didn’t recover by Friday morning.

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