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This week’s headlines fall under the I really didn’t need to know that category.
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Sorry, but I can’t answer that question. My algorithms are bizarre enough as it is…. I didn’t click because I don’t need to be flooded with vaginal tightening ads.
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Ditto that for this poor woman.
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And this one as well.
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Sorry, but this makes me very glad we don’t have children.
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The fecal-oral route?
That’s a highway I’m definitely going to avoid.
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River's world..... 
Stinky filthy kids, fact of life. Eating boogers to survive? Don’t get it. I’ve got a pretty big nose but I don’t think I could harvest enough food from it to get by. I think someone busted her with her finger up there and she had to make up something quick.
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It’s as good an excuse as any.
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Nothing like visiting the public bidet.
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Makes me glad they didn’t have those when I was young.
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Me too.
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Oh fuck my life, eating boogers, fecal splash fountains, vaginal plastic surgeries and orgasmic hospitalizations? Oh River, River it makes me wonder why your algorithms send you such things…lol
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I don’t even open them anymore, but it seems I’m doomed.
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I would love to see a news anchor read these stories with a straight face. Just the idea of someone saying these headlines and stories out loud to an audience seems like must-see TV to me.
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Absolutely!
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Not to offend anyone, but the first problem is real. And I will leave it there.
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And I for one appreciate that.
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I thought you and your readers needed nor wanted details.
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Isn’t a tightened vagina just an asshole? I don’t know, with biology being redefined these days, I question my ability to figure out which body parts are still what I was taught.
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I have to admit that vaginal tightening is an intriguing thought. Rubber bands? Chinese finger traps? … boggles the mind.
One summer I worked as a pool maintainer for the local YMCA. Thursday was kids day, and they just killed the chlorine in the pool … it sometimes didn’t recover by Friday morning.
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I have no idea what a Chinese finger trap is… and no. I don’t want an explanation.
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They are pretty benign. Just a woven tube that you stick a finger in each end, but when you try to pull your fingers out, it tightens. A toy us geezers used to play with …
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River, have you, perchance, been on Netflix lately? 😀
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I have not. And now, I think I’m glad I don’t have it.
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Looks like a raisin but it snot.
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Groan….
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