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Seriously, no one needs to know this stuff.
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After reading that, I’ve come to the conclusion my beloved Red Sox are just phoning it in. Rather like their playing this season.
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Yeah, right. Do they think I haven’t seen Children of the Corn?
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A three foot long earthworm? That’s a large amount of ick factor.
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Of course it is.
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I’m going to have to take their word for that.
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Thank you, but no.
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River's world..... 
Now I know what it takes to make a corn maze in Maine look Acceptable.
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Stephen King approved.
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🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Okay except for the ball catching pig, too cute to not like.
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That’s definitely the winner this week.
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Gives a whole new meaning to “bringing home the bacon”.
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Ha!
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Reminds me of the book, ‘How To Eat Fried Worms’. Just No! I like the Pig, though.
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There’s a book about eating fried worms?
Eeww.
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It’s a children’s book.
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First of all, I was just at a St. Paul Saints game this summer and I have no memory of seeing a ball pig. Now I’m going to have to go back for a second look. Second, because we have Australia in our sights, I’ve been reading Bill Bryson’s book about the country, In a Sunburned Country, and he talked about the humungous earthworms there. They can get to 12 feet long (and 6 inches wide). Then again, that kid is from NZ, not Oz. Maybe they’re unheard of there (until now).
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Migrating 12 foot earthworms would be hard to miss, no?
I will need you to attend another game and prove this no pig theory. I can’t be giving out false information , useless is bad enough.
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I’m on it. Please hold until next season…
As for the worms, according to Bryson they are more often heard than seen as they move underground. I’ve never heard the sound of one, earthworms being 2-4 inches long here in the land of reasonably sized animals. Or maybe my hearing’s just bad. 👂🪱
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That’s even more disturbing. Reminds me of that horrible movie Tremors.
🤣
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Oh lord. The husband just subjected me to that cinematic travesty two weeks ago. Very dumb movie.
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It’s beyond awful…
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I just assumed caterpillars tasted like chicken.
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Everything else does, I understand your confusion.
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I did not need to read that whenmu tummy was rumbly!
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Apologies. My posts should always be read when full.
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That looks like Jar Jar Binks riding that pig. If so, then even giant worms and caterpillar steaks can ruin this excellent post!
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Good Lord, you’re right. I was so wrapped up in baseball delivering swine I never even noticed….
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Question for you: if you were forced to choose between kale and a caterpillar steak, what would you do?
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Starve.
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‘Bout what I figured.
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Ok then.
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I think that’s a stuffed Jar Jar Binks plushy strapped to that pig’s back and I’m struggling to understand what that has to do with baseball.
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Absolutely nothing. He must have a bad Uber rating…
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Ha! That poor pig. Always carrying around someone else’s balls….
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I wonder what the butterfly that the caterpillar transforms into (if not eaten) looks like.
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A steak?
😉
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