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I have a shelf full of cookbooks I never use. Some are low calorie, some are comfort food, some are Italian, some are French. None of them however, are from Sing Sing.
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With all due respect to Goose, I think I’ll pass.
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Do I need to play Bingo with various shaped feces?
I do not. Nope. Not ever.
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If someone gave me this? I would probably do just the opposite and lob it at their head.
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Now where was this when I was young? Talk about missed opportunities. Damn.
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And finally, something for Mark, aka Swinged Cat, aka Madtown Migrant, aka Mark My Words…. who, for some unfathomable reason likes to eat this canned abomination. Throw them with abandon my friend. Personally, I’d rather eat the dice.
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River's world..... 
None of these makes sense, most of all the Spam Yahtzee. I don’t get Spam or why peeps in Hawaii this is this is the best thing since sushi……😵💫
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Voluntary Spam consumption is one of life’s great mysteries…
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Spam? No.
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No is the only reasonable response to Spam.
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If you are ever in the neighborhood, stop by the SPAM Museum in Austin, MN. I’ll check to see if they have the Yahtzee thing.
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I’ve been to the baked bean museum… so it’s not out of the realm of possibility.
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I’ve been there. Twice. No wonder Rivergirl name-checked me!
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I’ve got a restaurant for you to explore. I saw it featured on Weekends with Yankee. It’s in Jackson NH:
https://thethompsonhouseeatery.com/food-and-drink/food
Check hours before you drive over ~ in the summer, it’s open 6 days a week. In the winter, only 4. The eatery is also a farm and farm stand with a “celebrated” chef in the kitchen.
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Wow, that sounds amazing.
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There’s even TWO barns on the property!
And the menu and drinks look like they were designed with YOU in mind!
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I’m putting it on my “to visit” list.
👍
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Ha ha ha! Throw one at me! I love it fried! I’ll say no to the rest. 🤭😂
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Say it isn’t so.
😳
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Yeppers. Don’t judge me on spam. I don’t wear crocs~does that count enough to cancel it out? 😬🙄😂
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The only thing even remotely intriguing is the Adult Mad Libs.
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Hey! Mark My Swinged Migrant Words and the husband could play this together (while eating Spam)! MMSMW’s gotta buy it though. I don’t want to sanction this purchase for the husband. We have more than enough crap in our house.
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You married a Spam eater? Mine grew up with it but hasn’t eaten it since.
😉
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I didn’t realize at the time. He duped me.
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I already knew he and I were kindred spirits. This just seals the deal.
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That’s just Spamtastic.
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Calm the F down candle. I like it. 🙂
Spam anything makes my stomach turn. I can’t belive my parents used to feed that to me, and I ate it. I suppose it was better than that nasty ass liver and onions.
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My MIL made Spamloaf, Spam spaghetti and Spam stir fry. Oh, the horror!
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Crap. My mothers-in-law only ever made things like enchiladas and sweet and sour pork and creme brulee. I feel gypped.
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You poor thing.
😠
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LOL!
If it’s any consolation, I couldn’t stomach either MIL.
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It’s good fried. Don’t knock it..it’s made in my home state. I’ll take you there when you come visit.
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Which is a sure way to ensure I never will.🤣
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WAIT…………………WHAT????
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Spam and eggs are yummy. But I can’t eat it regularly.
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If you say so….
🥴
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🤣
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That Spam thingy? Yeah, I could get into that game.
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It’s certainly preferable to eating the stuff.
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You forget that I was born in Hawaii and my dad served three separate tours of duty there. Of course I love Spam. It’s in my blood!
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There is no reasonable excuse for liking Spam. Not even a tropical paradise…
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Sure there is: Spam Musubi.
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Sacrilege!
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