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Because there’s no limit to the crazy.
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Et tu Cookie?
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Girl Scout cookie extortion? That seems a little too on point.
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Do my male readers have any wisdom to impart on this subject?
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How huge?
8.7 million tons and the size of a shopping mall huge.
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“Our beach could literally be clean at 8 a.m. and three to four hours later a giant mat of sargassum the size of a mall will come in like the blob, like a Stephen King movie,” said Tom Mahady, city of Boynton Beach (Florida) Ocean Rescue chief. “It’s not pleasant for swimmers.”
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I keep reading about this and hope my Florida friends will share some first hand photos when it arrives. Just remember to wear a gas mask, it’s pretty stinky.
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Okay climate change deniers… shit just got real.
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River's world..... 
I think the increase in penis size is to allow men and women to have sex in different rooms… you know… covid…
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That’s taking social distancing a step too far.
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Re increased penis length, this male reader doesn’t care and isn’t wise,
But I’d be more than interested in studies about increased boob size.
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Ha!
Touché.
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On the eggplant thing: two reasons: (1) we measure BEFORE a cold shower now, and (2) we changed the start point for measuring. The new start point is the right knee cap. See? Question answered.
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Now it makes sense. Thanks for clearing that up…
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Girl Scout cookies are the original extortion scheme.
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I didn’t find any this year.
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Yeah that “Cookie” monster is creepy AF. He also changes into an Elmo costume too. I read an article that that dude in the Cookie monster getup is in need of mental health assistance and won’t take meds for it. In other news, climate change is affecting tequila?!?! What the literal fuck?!?!
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To hell with the melting icebergs, if there aren’t any margaritas I don’t want to live anyway.
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First avocados, now tequila. I swear, if Mexican food goes extinct, what’s the point in even carrying on?
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I’ll give up tacos and burritos but they’ll have to pry my margarita from my cold (hot?) dead hands.
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Do my male readers have any wisdom to impart on this subject? <—check the sale of black peppercorns and see if IT has changed. LOL Ya. I heard ALL about how that actually WORKS!!
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Cookie Monster: California programmer. It follows.
Penis length: I think it may have something to do with the morality of the time and who does the measuring.
Climate change: Alarmist couldn’t shake up the crowd with fairytales of declining polar bears, and moved on to scarier fairytales. Pulque isn’t dying off either …
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Self measuring would explain everything.
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24%? Wow! A whole inch… 😁
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I can’t resist. I need to know who is doing the measurement of erections, how many subjects were used in the study, and where did they get their info on erections of the past to be able to say they are 24% llonger than before.
There is a whole lot of information in that piece of news that begs explanation.
To me, the real experts of erection length would not be men, but women. Most guys do not have the experience to even suggest such a thing, while women are more able to comment — although for the length of time it would take to notice an increase in size even a woman would have to be involved with many men over a lifetime to make such a claim.
Maybe it was those twin prostituts in the Netherlands who just retired a few years ago in their 70s. There are two women who might have the experience AND some to talk about those experiences.
Nope, this is must a bunch of hooey, made up by undersized men trying to make themselves feel better.
Now, on the subject of tequila, the cactus farmers would be the most likely cause of a threat to the tequila industry. Climate change should be creating better conditions for cactuses to grow, not less. Higher temperatures should “increase desert size,” and that is more likely than icreasing erection size!
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More tequila, less penis enlargement.
If that isn’t a perfect political campaign slogan I don’t know what is.
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I’d vote for you, but voting is against my religion. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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