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AI for the fail…

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Have you seen the new AI tool on Facebook that turns your photos into cartoons? Knowing my distaste for all intelligence that’s artificial … you can guess how thrilled I was at my results.

First up?

A woodchuck.

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Which morphed into … what is that, an extremely happy dire wolf ?

Next I tried Lord Dudley Mountcatten. I figured that wouldn’t be difficult.

He only has two colors.

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Umm… no. Not even close. And is that a dismembered tail to the right?

Tired of animals, I tried people.

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Well, they nailed the cleavage… but my cartoon GI Joe-like husband looks as if he wants to strangle me.

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I could live with this version of myself. At least her face is thinner.

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But how did they manage to turn my big smile into a scowl here?

Not overly impressed, I tried one more photo.

And had my biggest laugh.

Not only did they turn me from a brunette into a blonde…

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But what the Hell happened to my husband?

Worst. Cartoon. Likeness. Ever!

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Bird nerd, robotic doctors and things that make me glad I’m old.

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This first story is my worst nightmare come to life.

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No.

Thank.

You!

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Nope.

Not this chick.

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We’ve had a banner batch of Baltimore Orioles this year.

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They disappear when the temperatures rise but a cool spring has made for beautiful bursts of backyard color.

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Ordering a drink with that name is not my idea of spreading love.

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A rare bird sighting at Casa River.

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A gorgeous Scarlet Bunting.

❤️

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I don’t need to know anything, and certainly not five things.

This makes me very glad I’m old (er) and not actively dating.

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A few funnies.

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We’ll start with Lord Dudley Mountcatten because he always makes me smile.

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Kristi however, does not.

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I hate everything about Crocs.

The look, the feel…

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And I’d venture to say that cat agrees.

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Funny image, but the AI comments on the bottom are priceless.

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His Lordship attempting to climb into the fox food bag.

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Worst. Cocktail. Name.

Ever.

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Worst president.

Ever.

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Be careful.

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My loyal readers are well aware of my dislike of the growing AI trend. And while I agree it may be helpful in certain applications, I fear we set it free among the general public at our peril.

So in that curmudgeon spirit, I’m just going to drop this article here in case anyone is interested.

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Moral of the story?

Keep talking to your toaster, it’s safer.

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AI for the win. Or not…

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I have a gin rummy app on my phone.

If I want to play that game I have to do it there…. because I beat my husband too often and he’ll only sit down for a game with me if the power goes out and he’s desperate for entertainment.

I have it set it on the most difficult level and beating the computer is challenging. Until the other day when it declared me the winner…

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Though I clearly was not.

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News you can’t use.

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It’s probably all useless these days, but mine is extra ridiculous.

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Ever had a dog hump your leg?

Imagine if it was an eight foot, 275 pound ostrich. Not so cute anymore.

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I’d buy that.

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Note to self – do not update to iOS 18.

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I’ve been touting hydrogen fuel for years.

I also announce “cow!” whenever we pass one on a road trip.

It’s a perfect combination.

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Is it me… or does AI seem a little too interested in sex lately?

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News you can’t use.

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Still here.

Still useless.

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Proof positive people will buy anything.

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Yeah, it’s always the last place you look.

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Because we all need another one of those.

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Yikes.

For once I’m glad my plumbing is female.

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Because we keep voting for them, that’s why.

But seriously, the creature can live without its head for 30 days. You have to admit, that’s impressive.

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An AI triumph.

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A few days ago I posted pictures of a starling riding around on momma chuck.

They were so cute I posted them on a Maine wildlife Facebook page as well .

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Lots of people liked them and left nice comments.

But then Facebook’s AI had to jump in, with its strikingly accurate portrayal of what it was seeing.

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Duck.

Chuck.

It was close… and hey, at least they rhyme.

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News you can’t use.

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Because I excel at useless.

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Mount Erebus in Antarctica. We have a friend who was stationed there in the Navy. Better bring a coat.

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You mean Pink Floyd lied to us all this time….

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I have to admit even I’d never heard of this one.

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Maybe that 38 year old should hook up with the mid 20’s woman. No memory, no foul.

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Worst.

Tattoos.

Ever…..

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This is disturbing in so many ways.

There’s nothing in the world I’d rather do than have one more conversation with my late father. But a creepy AI version? No thank you.

Or as Robin so succinctly put it…

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