burgers | River's world…..

I often wonder who can, but then realize I don’t want to know.

And look, she wore diamond covered pancakes in appreciation. Isn’t that sweet?

And they say New Yorkers are heartless.

Pfft!

It’s McDonald’s, so that’s saying something.

The chain has added the McSalad Burger to its menu in New Zealand. The name is silly, but when you look at what’s being sold, customers should ask some questions.

McDonald’s Salad Burger features tomato, shredded lettuce, slivered onions, American cheese, two pickles, and peppery McChicken sauce, on a toasted sesame seed bun.

A burger without the burger.

The very definition of stupid.

Poor rooster.

He’s just doing what roosters do…

I spent a long over due retail therapy day with my girlfriend recently. Of all the things I’ve missed over the past year, that ranks pretty high on the list. One of our stops was Goodwill, where I saw this:

Here’s hoping they hire someone who knows how to spell this time.

Further down the road, I saw this oddly named store.

And something tells me they’re not talking about the corned beef variety.

At TJMaxx I found this disturbing product.

No need to wash that blouse you’ve worn 27 times. Just give it a little spritz and be on your malodorous way.

🤢

Halfway through our shopping extravaganza… it was time for lunch. This is normally not a problem since South Portland has a plethora of restaurants. But since no one wants to go back to work, every single place we tried was understaffed and had an hour long wait. With a groan of desperation, we ended up at Red Robin where I spotted a most unappetizing burger on the menu.