Well, if you live in Maine….

You have a snow sculpture contest!
That strange looking blob turned into this:

A goldfinch on a nest.
It gets my vote….
But here are some other entries.

Small snowman.

Snow frog.

Large snowman.

Musical snowman.

Upside down snowman.

Snow horse.

Snow bunny.

Snow pig?

Snow mermaid.
And a snow public health advisement…

Someone posted this as well …..

I love it, but have a feeling it was pulled off the net and not a local entry.
A+ for originality though.
Cheers!
I can see I’m going to have rummage around in the cellar and break out some more difficult pieces of crap for you to name.
Apparently this was too easy.
The crap…

Is a White Cross Electric Vibrator.

Model #25, circa 1917.

Husband’s didn’t come in a complete set…

Or with any of the fun original advertising…

But you get the idea.
“In vibration there exists many of the secrets of life” ?

Maybe I should fire that puppy up some day.

Congrats to Boo and Rusty.
Who win…
Absolutely nothing!
Except the right to say you know your crap.
Bravo!
Where there's only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.