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Because it’s Monday, and I have to.
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If it requires citrus, I’m not sure I want to know.
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Future Olympic sport, right there.
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It had to be a red squirrel.
They’re evil that way..
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There are some activities that should never be social. This is one of them.
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No problem here, I don’t drink coffee. But please enjoy that morning cup of beetle poo… I’m sure it’s wonderful.
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Or maybe you can.
I won’t judge..
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The painful bit is watching it.
Yikes!
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That’s an infusion I can definitely do without.
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No doubt it was the two youngest children. They’re always brats.
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I’m speechless.
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For $200 a bottle, I want a space alien bartender pouring it as well.
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It’s probably all useless these days, but mine is extra ridiculous.
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Ever had a dog hump your leg?
Imagine if it was an eight foot, 275 pound ostrich. Not so cute anymore.
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I’d buy that.
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Note to self – do not update to iOS 18.
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I’ve been touting hydrogen fuel for years.
I also announce “cow!” whenever we pass one on a road trip.
It’s a perfect combination.
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Is it me… or does AI seem a little too interested in sex lately?
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🤣
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Still here.
Still useless.
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Proof positive people will buy anything.
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Yeah, it’s always the last place you look.
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Because we all need another one of those.
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Yikes.
For once I’m glad my plumbing is female.
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Because we keep voting for them, that’s why.
But seriously, the creature can live without its head for 30 days. You have to admit, that’s impressive.
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I live for useless.
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Sadly I don’t pay extra for Apple News, so if you need to know why Fido’s poop is pointing north? You’re on your own. My algorithms already hate me, I don’t need more excrement suggestions.
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Of course she did.
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If one of them is a nice leather hobo with exterior pockets, watch out. I may be scouting you for future harvest.
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I’m not sure I want to know what Lord Dudley Mountcatten is thinking. I have enough trouble sleeping already…
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I have never felt the urge to loose my bowels upon bookstore entry..
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The bathroom is the one and only place I don’t read… so I don’t actually get it.
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Because you can never have too much useless news.
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That’s a whole lotta fingers to lick.
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You mean we haven’t already ?
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Had to throw in a little local Maine news because clearly this bear is living his best life.
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AI MTV?
Say it isn’t so..
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A review doesn’t get much harsher than digital diarrhea.
It must be seriously bad.
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Still here.
Still useless.
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I’m sorry, but women using their brains more than men isn’t news.
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You know what we found during our home renovations? Rotted wood, dust and a broken pencil.
Boo to that.
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Oh holy hell. Now I have to worry about being attacked by a robotic labradoodle?
Stop the world, I want to get off.
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Have I mentioned how glad I am that gifted Cosmopolitan subscription ran out?
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Take a look around.
It’s not hard to figure out.
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Useless:
of no use; not serving the purpose or any purpose; unavailing or futile
That describes my blog perfectly.
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But he had much bigger teeth, that should count for something.
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Clever is in the eye, or ear, nose and throat … of the beholder.
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Hey…
If it’s good enough for Stormy Daniels.
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Poo plumes?
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6 feet away and six feet high?
Only if I eat at Taco Bell.
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I saw one of these ridiculous vehicles at the grocery store the other day and it was just as silly in person as you would expect.
No fingers though, so maybe it was the no frills model.
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Because I excel at useless.
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Mount Erebus in Antarctica. We have a friend who was stationed there in the Navy. Better bring a coat.
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You mean Pink Floyd lied to us all this time….
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I have to admit even I’d never heard of this one.
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Maybe that 38 year old should hook up with the mid 20’s woman. No memory, no foul.
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Worst.
Tattoos.
Ever…..
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This is disturbing in so many ways.
There’s nothing in the world I’d rather do than have one more conversation with my late father. But a creepy AI version? No thank you.
Or as Robin so succinctly put it…
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👍
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Because I’m here to add more uselessness to your life.
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We used to a family of crows in our backyard. They’d visit the bird feeders and eat seed that had fallen on the ground.
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Whew.
Now I’m twice as glad I made friends.
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Sheb Wooley was right!
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I really don’t care. And even if it can, that seems like an awful waste of time and money.
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Great. Something else to worry about…
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