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Because you can never have too much useless news.
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That’s a whole lotta fingers to lick.
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You mean we haven’t already ?
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Had to throw in a little local Maine news because clearly this bear is living his best life.
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AI MTV?
Say it isn’t so..
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A review doesn’t get much harsher than digital diarrhea.
It must be seriously bad.
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Still here.
Still useless.
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I’m sorry, but women using their brains more than men isn’t news.
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You know what we found during our home renovations? Rotted wood, dust and a broken pencil.
Boo to that.
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Oh holy hell. Now I have to worry about being attacked by a robotic labradoodle?
Stop the world, I want to get off.
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Have I mentioned how glad I am that gifted Cosmopolitan subscription ran out?
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Take a look around.
It’s not hard to figure out.
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Useless:
of no use; not serving the purpose or any purpose; unavailing or futile
That describes my blog perfectly.
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But he had much bigger teeth, that should count for something.
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Clever is in the eye, or ear, nose and throat … of the beholder.
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Hey…
If it’s good enough for Stormy Daniels.
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Poo plumes?
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6 feet away and six feet high?
Only if I eat at Taco Bell.
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I saw one of these ridiculous vehicles at the grocery store the other day and it was just as silly in person as you would expect.
No fingers though, so maybe it was the no frills model.
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Because I excel at useless.
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Mount Erebus in Antarctica. We have a friend who was stationed there in the Navy. Better bring a coat.
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You mean Pink Floyd lied to us all this time….
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I have to admit even I’d never heard of this one.
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Maybe that 38 year old should hook up with the mid 20’s woman. No memory, no foul.
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Worst.
Tattoos.
Ever…..
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This is disturbing in so many ways.
There’s nothing in the world I’d rather do than have one more conversation with my late father. But a creepy AI version? No thank you.
Or as Robin so succinctly put it…
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👍
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Because I’m here to add more uselessness to your life.
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We used to a family of crows in our backyard. They’d visit the bird feeders and eat seed that had fallen on the ground.
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Whew.
Now I’m twice as glad I made friends.
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Sheb Wooley was right!
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I really don’t care. And even if it can, that seems like an awful waste of time and money.
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Great. Something else to worry about…
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Here’s to useless news. Providing me with so much blog fodder I could post one of these every single day and still have useless news leftover.
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Oh good.
Something to look forward to.
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A robot hurling paint balls.
That will keep those kids off your lawn.
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Teargas pellets?
Yikes.
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I don’t know… but I think my male readers should take one for the team, start drinking soy milk and report back when they have to buy a bra.
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Gene Roddenberry would be thrilled.
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I might have just gone with a hamster, but okay.
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To be honest, I’d be disappointed if you could.
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Trivial enough for you?
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I hate when that happens.
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I’m at the age when even pink walks won’t help.
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I’m sure her child will be thrilled to read that article when he/she grows up.
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I don’t care for cruises and there’s more than one reason why, but a boat full of naked passengers is at the top of the list.
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If it’s Monday, it’s time for useless news.
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There’s a question I rarely ask myself.
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Now I’m twice as glad I don’t eat tofu.
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Poor beetle. When I wear my reading glasses I’ve been mistaken for a schoolteacher, … but poo? That’s got to hurt.
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Finally, a church worth attending.
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To heck with the Eucharist, ‘shrooms will help you meet Jesus quicker than stale crackers and boxed wine.
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I’ve got an idea… stop pooping in it.
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Sure. That’s an application totally worthy of crashing our electric grid.
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Another day, another ridiculous headline.
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Perhaps he should do us all a favor and up his dosage
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I vaguely remember those worms. Can’t say I’d want to meet one in person.
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If it’s so gross, why would you want to do it at all?
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Is everyone really searching for this? Haven’t they got anything better to do…
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Wow. That makes the brown paper bags I used to cover my books with seem pretty lame.
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Cringe worthy for sure.
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I’m going to go out on a limb here and say a man wrote that article…
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It may be ridiculous, but at least it’s not politics.
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Unless a Hemsworth is delivering that hammer to my table?
Probably not.
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I do love a good morel.
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But damn, that’s impressive.
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It looks a bit silly, but 12 tons? Why aren’t we winging all of them…
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Brain tapeworm can’t be pleasant, but I’m still not giving up my bacon.
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A professional squatter?
Proof positive there’s a job for everyone.
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