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News you can’t use.

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Useless:

of no use; not serving the purpose or any purpose; unavailing or futile

That describes my blog perfectly.

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But he had much bigger teeth, that should count for something.

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Clever is in the eye, or ear, nose and throat … of the beholder.

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Hey…

If it’s good enough for Stormy Daniels.

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Poo plumes?

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6 feet away and six feet high?

Only if I eat at Taco Bell.

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I saw one of these ridiculous vehicles at the grocery store the other day and it was just as silly in person as you would expect.

No fingers though, so maybe it was the no frills model.

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Because I’m here to add more uselessness to your life.

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We used to a family of crows in our backyard. They’d visit the bird feeders and eat seed that had fallen on the ground.

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Whew.

Now I’m twice as glad I made friends.

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Sheb Wooley was right!

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I really don’t care. And even if it can, that seems like an awful waste of time and money.

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Great. Something else to worry about…

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Here’s to useless news. Providing me with so much blog fodder I could post one of these every single day and still have useless news leftover.

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Oh good.

Something to look forward to.

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A robot hurling paint balls.

That will keep those kids off your lawn.

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Teargas pellets?

Yikes.

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I don’t know… but I think my male readers should take one for the team, start drinking soy milk and report back when they have to buy a bra.

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Gene Roddenberry would be thrilled.

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I might have just gone with a hamster, but okay.

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To be honest, I’d be disappointed if you could.

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Trivial enough for you?

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I hate when that happens.

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I’m at the age when even pink walks won’t help.

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I’m sure her child will be thrilled to read that article when he/she grows up.

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I don’t care for cruises and there’s more than one reason why, but a boat full of naked passengers is at the top of the list.

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If it’s Monday, it’s time for useless news.

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There’s a question I rarely ask myself.

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Now I’m twice as glad I don’t eat tofu.

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Poor beetle. When I wear my reading glasses I’ve been mistaken for a schoolteacher, … but poo? That’s got to hurt.

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Finally, a church worth attending.

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To heck with the Eucharist, ‘shrooms will help you meet Jesus quicker than stale crackers and boxed wine.

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I’ve got an idea… stop pooping in it.

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Sure. That’s an application totally worthy of crashing our electric grid.

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Another day, another ridiculous headline.

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Perhaps he should do us all a favor and up his dosage

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I vaguely remember those worms. Can’t say I’d want to meet one in person.

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If it’s so gross, why would you want to do it at all?

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Is everyone really searching for this? Haven’t they got anything better to do…

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Wow. That makes the brown paper bags I used to cover my books with seem pretty lame.

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Cringe worthy for sure.

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I’m going to go out on a limb here and say a man wrote that article…

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It may be ridiculous, but at least it’s not politics.

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Unless a Hemsworth is delivering that hammer to my table?

Probably not.

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I do love a good morel.

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But damn, that’s impressive.

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It looks a bit silly, but 12 tons? Why aren’t we winging all of them…

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Brain tapeworm can’t be pleasant, but I’m still not giving up my bacon.

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A professional squatter?

Proof positive there’s a job for everyone.

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