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No, I’m not kidding. And yes, I wish I was.
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Because even though I don’t enjoy elbow deep scrubbing in the commode, I’m not sure I want it roboticized either.
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Electrolyzed water? Why am I having visions of Victor Frankenstein…
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And while I’d love to be delighted by my bathroom… I seriously doubt sitting fully clothed in the tub blowing bubbles would be high on my list.
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I’m beginning to think Direct TV is screwing with me.
They know I’m stuck at home and subject to my husband’s absolute control over the remote during the quarantine.
The reason I know this?
All the quality programming they’re providing.
Last weekend?
It was Robbie the Robot in Forbidden Planet.
A classic the husband just had to watch.
Lucky me.
Have you hugged your robot today?
Where there's only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
River's world..... 