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No one can, and yet here it is.
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That’s a two hour nightmare right there.
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I take it back, that’s the nightmare.
Yikes!
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See above.
Someone needs to make that python a hat…
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Oh, those crazy Mormons and their holy underwear.
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Yeah, I hate when that happens.
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Cheers!
🤣
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As you know I’m always up for a new cocktail recipe.
But there are limits to what you’ll hear me yelling at my local pub’s bartender from across the room.
“Gimme a Viking’s testicle” is one of those things.
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It just doesn’t make sense. How did a Flirtini became a testicle?
And where would a Viking find a pineapple anyway…
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Ah, hypocrisy.
Thou art a fickle bitch.
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There.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels the need to announce bovine presence.
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Because it’s not over yet and laughter is still the only medicine.
Okay ladies, who’s with me?
I hope this was helpful.
Personally, I’ve never been peed on…. but you can never be too careful.
Fess up.
Which one of you morons did this and cursed us all?
Corona like a Viking!
Sword optional.
So take one for the team.
If I have to wear a bra in public, it’s the least you can do.
River's world..... 