I like….
Finding that just right product at T.J. Maxx.
Pig collagen.
Because have you ever seen a wrinkled pig?
I like…
Taking the guess work out of what to get me for my birthday.
Good clean fun…. yes sirree.
I like…
Hummingbirds who pull up a chair and sit a while.
As this one did the other day on our back deck.
2,000 meals a day and sleep the whole night thru?
I totally want to be a hummingbird now.
I like….
Okay, technically I don’t know if I like it yet because I just bought it.
But a 100 calorie cocktail?
What’s not to like?
And finally, I like….
This sign.
Because who can argue with that?
I saw that sign near the bathrooms at one of our inns in England! It’s true in every country!!
That is one cooperative hummingbird sitting there like that so you can take a picture.
I can’t believe people spend their time inventing things like a shower margarita. Are people really going to buy this? I think of things that should be invented all the time (though I can’t think of any offhand – it is 4:30 am, so I’m not quite awake yet) but I have no idea how to get them off the ground – working with plastics and metal… where would I even begin?! And yet people who do have the wherewithal to invent things come up with this. Sheesh!
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I spotted the sign in a tavern on the way to the rest room. It’s appropriate anywhere apparently.
Yes. That hummer even waited patiently while I found my phone. And heck, I can’t believe shower margarita took inventors so long …
😉
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Surely the margarita tube should be long enough so that you can use it while on the toilet… One can hope, anyway.
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On the throne? Now that’s just crazy talk.
😉
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I saved a hummingbird, once…
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And I’m sure he appreciated it. …
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I doubt that. When he flew away, he seemed pretty sore…
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I’m almost afraid to ask.
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I’m a florist and when people ask how to pin a buttonhole or corsage to their lapel for a wedding I always say “men’s go on the left side, women are always right”. It usually gets a giggle 😊 good way to remember it too.
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Perfect! Now I’ll remember it as well…
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If someone gets you the margarita machine, maybe I should get you a grab bar for the shower.
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I think that would be the perfect accompanying gift….
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Am I the only one that finds the shower margarita thing gross?
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Wonderful and gross at the same time…
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Definitely not. I find it revolting.
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Shit………did I miss your birthday???
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Nope.
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Well come on over. I ‘ll buy ya TWO jumbo margaritas….*hic*
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The humming bird doesn’t hibernate every night, it’s just in a food coma. Which is pretty much the same thing I guess. I could get on board with that.
I won’t even comment on the sign since whatever I say will be wrong. 🙂
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Eat, sleep, repeat is pretty much my retirement plan….
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LOVE that Margarita shower–darn it! Too bad I gave up drinking!!
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I’m sure it works for other beverages. Just don’t make kale smoothies….
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Pig collagen? Shower Margarita Machine? 🤣 Love this post!
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I feel it’s my blogging duty to bring the bizarre out into the light…
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Well done! 😂😂
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Hysterical!
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