Maybe it’s just me, but when I see a list of “must have” products?
It’s a guarantee I mustn’t.
Do I need a magnetized bin to save my lint?
I most decidedly do not.
Does anyone?
With my luck I’d save lint and the red squirrels would steal it and start nest building again.
So basically this is a tarp with a square frame and handles. It costs $30 and you still have to pay someone to haul it away. Makes me glad I live in the country where we can just load up our truck and drive to the dump.
Is this a joke?
No one wants to time warp back to 80’s hair.
Ack!
Eco friendly bamboo? Fine.
But charcoal bristles treated with carbon?
This is not a look I care to embrace.
And finally….
Sorry, but I’m thinking my inner mermaid is better left unrevealed.
All — bar the bamboo toothbrushes, which to me make sense (we need to wean ourselves off plastic!) — are good examples of the sickness of this consumerist society in which we (attempt to) live
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It wasn’t so much the bamboo but the charcoal that made me include those. But I agree, our plastic addiction is killing the planet.
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What the hell? Did someone like Bezo’s invest in future Kelp farms or something? Since it would seem you can use kelp in your kitchen dishes, can I assume that this hair shampoo doubles as a Salad dressing?
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Shiny hair and tasty Romaine. You can’t lose…
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I like the lint bin. Currently, I just leave the lint on top of the dryer until I get tired of looking at it and throw it away…
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Then I’m happy to have provided an alternative. Enjoy your collecting.
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That’s what I do but in the sink. Maybe this IS a good idea.
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In the sink? That’s just wrong..
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Totally.
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Charcoal treated with carbon? Is that like wine treated with alcohol? How many pandas went hungry because we took their bamboo to make toothbrushes.
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Good point. And really, no one wants to a see panda riot.
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Well I like the dumpster bag…I have neither a truck nor live in the country and yet I have dump-worthy items all around me so BRING IT. 😛
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It just doesn’t look large enough to be worth it.
Of course, we have A LOT of large junk so take that as you will.
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Bamboo toothbrushes huh? Charcoal and or carbon are used to whiten ones teeth, so I’m assuming that is why these brushes are treated with such. Interesting…..
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What the HELL is Pearl Extract?? Oyster shi………well never mind.
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Exactly.
Although apparently it’s very popular with the mermaid set…..
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I should get some for my granddaughter. She’s a mermaid that rides a unicorn!
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Sea kelp and pearl extract. Sounds like something you might find at a discount store because it sold and then did not. But it may work.
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Please try it and let us know.
😉
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Wow! You looked a lot like Debbie Gibson in the 80’s.
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I know. It’s uncanny, right?
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The lint saver is icky. The silk scrunchies would slide off your hair, wouldn’t they? As for the shampoo, remember green Pearl shampoo with the TV commercial in which a pearl fell to the bottom of the bottle? Could this be a new iteration of that old green shampoo?
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I don’t think I remember that one. The only green I remember was Herbal Essence…. the original. With the blonde in the pond. I think she had a bird in her hair.
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I have a portable lint bin–it is called a belly button!
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Ha!
You take it with you….
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That reminds me of a quote I considered for my last blog post (but didn’t use):
“How to get rich: manufacture something people want but don’t need.”
Apparently enough people want the above products to make them worth making.
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Yes, but I don’t even understand why people want this stuff.
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I’d rather see somebody’s outer mermaid personally.
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I have charcoal toothpaste, so I’d use those toothbrushes. Charcoal absorbs toxins.
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And no black teeth? I’m strangely disappointed.
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I must confess that I’m a little blue that you don’t want to satisfy the needs of your inner mermaid. I’ll need some time to recover from this revelation…
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I’ve released her before. That bitch is nothing but trouble….
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Makes me glad I live in the country where we can just load up our truck and drive to the dump.
You mean drive to the dump and load up your truck…
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Sadly…. in our case, yes.
But the ability is there.
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