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Since the husband and I usually travel for Christmas, I haven’t done decorations for years. Wreaths in the windows, a few snowflake lights on the barn and a Charlie Brown tree on the table was as much enthusiasm as I could muster this season.
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And when you’ve been married as long as we have (37 years in a few weeks) presents aren’t a big deal either. We’re lucky enough to buy what we want, when we want (and he still doesn’t know my taste in jewelry) so we took a pass on that as well.
There is however one gift that keeps on giving.
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Yes, after a prolonged absence in which I continually prayed for her earthly demise…
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She was back on Christmas Eve. Looking for a way into the house.
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And taunting me…
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The little bitch.
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So if she comes down the chimney wearing a Santa hat today? I won’t be held responsible.
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No. It most definitely is not…
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Awww, I love it when they sit like that. Sorry, I know…
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Any other squirrel? I would agree with you….
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Maybe–a new year’s resolution???—if you treated Mrs. Squirrel with a little respect for how she taunts you she might ease up??
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I’m afraid she’s laid down the gauntlet, I can’t ignore it.
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Ha Ha Ha
Oops . . . forgot myself for a minute.
I meant to say
HO-HO-HO!
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It will be Ho, Ho, Holy Hell if she gets in again.
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Damned her and her determination to make your house hers, lol. Merry Christmas River to you and the hubs.
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She’s the most determined rodent I’ve ever known. My only solace is that I’ll outlive her. I hope!
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Aww, the poor thing just wanted to share the holidays with you.
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By gnawing through the eaves and setting up house in the attic? No thank you!
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That. Bitch!
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She’s got nerve, I’ll giver her that.
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May the Force be with you…in eradicating her from your home.
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Where’s Luke Skywalker when you need him? Making Uber Eats commercials… that’s where.
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HAHA!! The gift that keeps on giving. 🙂
I love your Charlie Brown tree.
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That tree screams 2020.
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It must be amazing to have a talking squirrel, even if all it says is “Fu(< Yooouuuu!"
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You’d think so, but not so much.
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YAY!!! She’s still around! And stone cold sober as a matter of fact…
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I wonder if Sir Elton could help..
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Fred is military? He can shoot?
I see a solution there….
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I was hoping it wouldn’t come to outright bloodshed.
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