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There are times when I run across items that beg the question… why?
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Yeah, we’ve all had a crappy year… but squishing plastic rainbow colored excrement isn’t the solution.
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Let me get this straight, good behavior is rewarded with…. poop? New age parenting is truly beyond my comprehension.
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I like wine. I like butter. I do not think I’d like canned butter wine.
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Is it? Is it really….
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Just… no. I don’t want my toothpaste dispensed from anyone’s butt, giant green ogre or otherwise.
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River's world..... 
Butter wine is one of those things that you shouldn’t make just because you can and just because you can is the only reason to make butter wine.
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Agreed.
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don’t cross the streams…
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According to observations in most Men’s room, that bear has better aim then most men.
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I’ll take your word for that….
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First off, you are now a designated poopaphobic. There. Got that out of the way. What I do take from these ideas? There must be some awkward marketing going on.
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No phobia, just puzzled why people are so obsessed with it.
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Because you can work it into any conversation.
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Just because you can… doesn’t mean you should.
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Good Lord…I could have gone the rest of my life without reading this blog today but noooooooooooooooooo I am hooked on YOU. Dammit!
*flips thru the yellow pages for a therapist…..*
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It’s my duty to share these horrors. Therapy is optional…
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Why, why, why?
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I’m sure I don’t know.
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You’re making me laugh and I needed a laugh. Canned butter wine sounds like it was invented by someone who was high.
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It’s the only reasonable explanation.
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I’m going to pretend like this blog was only about the butter wine. I’ve seen it at the store, but I prefer red wine, so I haven’t tried it. If I could get just one of those cans, I might give it a go.
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Let’s pray it tastes better than it sounds!
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If you manage to taste it, let me know how awful it is.
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I have a good sense of humor. Just… no.
One of the Kardashians had an obscenely expensive poop emoji themed bday party for one of their kids.
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You lost me at Kardashian.
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I had a good laugh when I typo’s “Lardashian”… lol
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One of them anyway….
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You are, obviously, not a fun person!!! Maybe a few Margaritas and you’ll squeeze the poop out of the ogre’s butt while playing with the rainbow poop!!
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There aren’t enough margaritas on the planet for that. I’m not a fan of poop humor!
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I have a bottle of garlic wine at all. Thinking I should buy the butter and mix the two. It’d make for a nice scampi.
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Throw in a little shrimp infused Chardonnay and you’ve really got something there….
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We have to go back to this fundamental question: What exactly happened to these product designers that caused them to come up with the ideas? I can’t even…
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Probably better not to open that can of worms….
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