Things I will never need.

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There are times when I run across items that beg the question… why?

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Yeah, we’ve all had a crappy year… but squishing plastic rainbow colored excrement isn’t the solution.

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Let me get this straight, good behavior is rewarded with…. poop? New age parenting is truly beyond my comprehension.

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I like wine. I like butter. I do not think I’d like canned butter wine.

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Is it? Is it really….

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Just… no. I don’t want my toothpaste dispensed from anyone’s butt, giant green ogre or otherwise.

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28 thoughts on “Things I will never need.”

  1. Good Lord…I could have gone the rest of my life without reading this blog today but noooooooooooooooooo I am hooked on YOU. Dammit!

    *flips thru the yellow pages for a therapist…..*

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  2. I’m going to pretend like this blog was only about the butter wine. I’ve seen it at the store, but I prefer red wine, so I haven’t tried it. If I could get just one of those cans, I might give it a go.

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