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I can honestly say I will never need a Russian pickle puff.
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But I suppose it’s good to know they exist all the same.
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Shark slippers? I’m sure they’re great for scaring the crap out of sand crabs, but no.
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Do I need to drink my cocktails out of a bird’s ass?
I most assuredly do not.
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And if I don’t need a bird ass cocktail delivery system? I certainly don’t need an egg laying one. Trust me, this will not relieve my stress.
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River's world..... 
I’m not sorry you didn’t include links for these.
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It’s the least I could do. Or not do..
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I have had the pickle puffs. I liked them, especially with fried fish. But two or three was sufficient …
Shark crocks? Uh, no. I’d rather be seen wearing a motorcycle jacket riding a moped.
The bird butt crystal is just a bit too … ah … decorative for me.
I’ll keep my comments about the chicken butts to myself. Children might read them …
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Agreed. If you’re riding a moped? It’s time to retire the leather.
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The real horror here is they they are asking $21.95 for the bird glass.
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I guess a flock is out of the question….
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Nope..these things can get the flock outta here.
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As if crocs weren’t already stupid looking, how can we make them look even dumber?
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And I found the answer.
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Okay, the shark slippers are cute…..for a 7 year old.
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And I’m 50 years too late.
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These gag gifts are definitely gag-worthy!
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I don’t need these things either, but on the topic of pickle-flavored things, have you tried Blue Diamond’s Dill Pickle Flavored Almonds? I was very put off by the idea but once I tried them I was hooked! Just had way too many tonight.
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I’m afraid I’m anti nut, so that doesn’t interest me at all.
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We’ll, I guess if you crave that pickle flavor, you can always have… a pickle. 🥒
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Funny how that works….
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OMG. I’d pay big money for those dill pickle puffs.
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They’re Russian, you’ll probably have to.
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