Things I’ll never need.

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I can honestly say I will never need a Russian pickle puff.

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But I suppose it’s good to know they exist all the same.

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Shark slippers? I’m sure they’re great for scaring the crap out of sand crabs, but no.

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Do I need to drink my cocktails out of a bird’s ass?

I most assuredly do not.

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And if I don’t need a bird ass cocktail delivery system? I certainly don’t need an egg laying one. Trust me, this will not relieve my stress.

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18 thoughts on “Things I’ll never need.”

  1. I have had the pickle puffs. I liked them, especially with fried fish. But two or three was sufficient …
    Shark crocks? Uh, no. I’d rather be seen wearing a motorcycle jacket riding a moped.
    The bird butt crystal is just a bit too … ah … decorative for me.
    I’ll keep my comments about the chicken butts to myself. Children might read them …

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  2. I don’t need these things either, but on the topic of pickle-flavored things, have you tried Blue Diamond’s Dill Pickle Flavored Almonds? I was very put off by the idea but once I tried them I was hooked! Just had way too many tonight.

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