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It’s well established that I am not a fan of that horrible green leaf called kale.
I don’t like kale chips or drink kale smoothies, so stop asking.
I won’t eat it and you can’t make me, no matter how constant the bombardment.
So imagine my horror when I saw the advertisement for this abomination of a product….
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No!
Not the children!
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A kale chew toy?
Wouldn’t that be more suited for a dog?
What the utter Hell!
😳
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River's world..... 
At least it gets the children into liking Vegetables at an early age.
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Kale is not a vegetable. It is an insult to the human tongue, lol.
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Agreed.
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Or running from the mere sight of them…
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As someone who likes kale, even this hits on the ridiculous….🙄
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Like kale is going to pacify a crying child.
A vegan? Maybe…
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Just so wrong on too many levels!!!
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I know!
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That’s awful.
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It really is…
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Well eating Kale does feel like eating rubber. Yech! Can’t stand the stuff.
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Kale. Green rubber. Can anyone really tell the difference?
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I’m with you! I finally gave kale a try at a Wolfgang Puck cafe. It was sautéed and salted and felt/tasted tasted EXACTLY like seaweed fresh out of the ocean. DISGUSTING!
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Maybe it really is seaweed… and they’re not telling us.
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Nah… prepared seaweed tastes better!
But it IS the stuff that used to be considered buffet decor only.
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Under a bowl of potato salad? Perfect.
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I hate kale, too. Yes, a “chew toy” seems like it’s for a dog and it’s a very strange product to begin with whether for dogs or children. Yikes!
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And they named it Kendall.
Kendall the Kale.
I can’t even…
🤣
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You are very lucky to not be living down South. I think that might be a cardinal crime-kind of like taking a picture of grits by the New Yorkers in My Cousin Vinny! You would be amazed how with bacon, or even in frozen fruit kale is good!
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I lived down south fur 18 years. I embraced grits, hushpuppies and biscuits and gravy. But kale? That’s a hard no.
😉
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Wow, my first foray into LA (Lower Alabama) was sampling grits. I have learned to enjoy them with shrimp or for breakfast. Publix has a great bag of frozen fruit and one day I picked it up with kale by mistake. Not so bad and healthy!
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It’s “Fer” not “Fur”, I’m here to help.
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It’s my damn spellcheck. I actually did a blog about that a while back!
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I’m feelin’ your pain.
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I can’t believe they’re charging $18 for this…
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I can’t believe anyone… even a teething child… would want to chew kale!
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While I must agree that kale, not marijuana, is the real weed from the devil’s garden, it’s not completely useless. It makes some dandy shingles, you can resole your shoes with it, patch a tire or wet sand your fender. Good stuff, just stop trying to misrepresent it as food.
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Of course! What was I thinking….
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I love greens ~ Swiss chard, spinach, beet greens, mustard greens, collards, even turnip greens . . . but kale you can keep!
And that abomination looks creepy. So hard pass.
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I like raw greens in salad but cooked, I’m out.
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I rarely eat a pile/bowl of cooked greens (or sautéed cabbage) ~> I mix them with rice, grits, potatoes, pasta, soups, and such. Better.
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I like spinach, lightly sautéed with garlic…. but not when it’s over cooked and slimey.
🥴
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That’s the way I cook all greens ~> sautéed in olive oil with garlic and a sprinkle of salt and crushed red pepper. Then I mix into dishes.
Slimy = gross.
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Good Lord.
What next????
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I’m afraid to ask.
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No kidding
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It would be exponentially cheaper just to buy – kale.
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But potentially just as damaging.
😉
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