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Required sex warning – the following contains explicit excerpts from one seriously wacky book. Continue at the risk of disturbing mental images.
As you already know, the male member, its malfunctions and various cures feature heavily in this series.
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Because sometimes you feel like pumping, and sometimes you don’t.
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I’m not a man and therefor have no physical frame of reference… but is perpetual half mast really where men want to be?
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The Smithsonian has a penis bone collection? Why doesn’t this surprise me..
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It seems Thai women are not to be screwed with. Or Thai ducks either for that matter..
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The little man in the boat? I can’t even….
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It makes you wonder just how much suction one man could need. And remember, I did warn you about mental images.
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River's world..... 
At least there were no jokes about priming the pump…
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Until now.
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Geez Louise. I can’t think of a more inglorious way to go than mid-vacuum.
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It does lack a certain dignity.
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“… but is perpetual half mast really where men want to be? ”
Not in a pair of Speedos …
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And for that, the entire female race thanks you.
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I was at a beach once where such a situation existed. Obviously there was some kind of implant, because the guy was around all day, and nothing ever changed. I cannot even imagine. The funny thing was, the woman I was there with had not even noticed the situation. In a “short” conversation on the drive home, me wOndering what a woman would have thought about such a thing (erect male in Speedo) her reply was, “What guy?”
I guess that said it all!
As for masturbating with the help of a vacuum cleaner, I don’t get it. What the hell was he trying to clean?
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Men are infinitely more obsessed with their equipment than women. As for vacuum man, that’s a subject best left unexplored.
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Aaaaaggghhhhhhhh!!!
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Yup!
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I’m going to name my next pet Oosik and give a prize to the first friend who can figure out what it means.
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He’s sure to be a hit at cocktail parties.
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Won’t be reading any more of these as I got the book from my library and digging in!!
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Don’t blame you. No sense spoiling the fun.
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I knew the boat one. What about “pearl in the oyster”?
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Better than the tidy bowl man…
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