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It won’t take much time.
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This is an easy one for me. Calves liver with onions. My parents were fans, but I’ve been known to run screaming from the room at the mere sight of it. Basically any organ meat will elicit a similar reaction, but my mother cooked this on a regular basis so I had lots of practice avoiding it.
Liver tonight? Gee mom, I can’t. Softball practice.
Liver? Sorry mom, art club meeting.
Dessicated cow organs? I’d love to… but the circus is in town and they need a new elephant handler.
Any excuse would do. But she got wise after a while and decided to force me to eat it one night. Silly woman, thinking she could out stubborn 10 year old me.
She served dinner… I ate the potatoes and vegetables and left the liver untouched. She told me I would eat it. I told her I would not. She said I couldn’t get up from the table until it was gone. I said no problem and settled in for the night. If I wouldn’t eat it freshly cooked and hot did she really think I’d eat it cold and congealed?
The war of wills had begun, but after an hour and a half my father… ever the peacemaker…. let our notorious food stealing beagle in the back door and I ( accidentally, of course ) dropped my plate on the floor.
Bye bye liver.
My mother lost that battle and never tried to force me to eat it again. She did continue to serve it though.
🤢
How about you? What meal haunted your childhood dinner table…
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I think I mentioned these culinary jewels in an earlier post. That’s OK, I think the mighty stuffed bell pepper, AKA Toxic Crap Grenade, bears repeating.
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Crap grenade. Too funny…
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Brussels Sprouts.
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I love them, but I can see that.
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Ladyfingers 😵💫
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Really? There’s not much flavor there to hate.
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😀😀
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I don’t want to gross anyone out with a list of foods that appeared in my family’s kitchen but we were never forced to eat them, we weren’t even expected to. Some things my parents got right.
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My mother always wanted to try things but this was the only time she took a stand.
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I actually came to love liver, once I found the proper way (for me) to cook it. Covered 8n gravy, slowly bakedi an oven or on top of the stove. But then my body rebelled, and my stomach stopped digesting any kind of beef due to an illness I had.
But as a child, I could not stomach my male parent’s very favourite meal — steak and kidney pie. I would never be home for supper on SKP day. If I could not find a friend’s house to eat at, I would suffer through until breakfast the next morning. The steak part might have been okay on its own, but the flavour of the kidney turned me totally off. (Liver was no better then, but I dud live me the fried onions. Still do!)
The advantage I had over you, Rg, is that I was one of ten kids at the table. I could always find someone to pawn the liver off to in exchange for their onions. My mother couldn’t keep track of who ate what, all she ever saw was empty plates. And our plates were always empty!
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Same as yours, liver & onions. 🤢
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Does anyone besides my parents like it?
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My parents are long gone, but my mother’s father loved the stuff, too. They were all weird about it. I shudder just thinking about that smell…
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My high school BFF loved it. Weirdo!
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My mom tried liver and onions with me too … but I won that force of wills by retching on the table.
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That’ll do it.
😳
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Beef tongue, you thought liver was bad, try the tongue. I didn’t ever want to eat anything that could possibly taste me back….ewww. Oh yeah and creepy second place……beef kidney.
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Organ meat. Blech!
No tongue for me either.
Husband ate brains and eggs for breakfast down south once. I thought I would vomit right there at the table.
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Roast beef. That may sound weird, and I was never a fan of liver–I think my mother served it once and never tried again–but roast beef was a regular. That big hunk of greasy, stringy meat with solid fat on at least two sides just never appealed to me. I took as small a piece as I could find and filled up on potatoes and carrots.
My mother even commented once that when we went to restaurants I always ordered either fish or chicken. Still do.
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No prime rib? Or are you taking about pot roast….
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Pot roast. We never had prime rib at home for some reason.
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Liver and onions!!
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Liver and onions, ditto.
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Watermelon. One glance at that devil fruit and I was surreptitiously sneaking out of the room. Or the house. Sometimes the city, just to be on the safe side.
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That’s still strange to me. You’re literally the only person I know who doesn’t like it.
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Corned beef & cabbage. Both still repulse me.
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Ugh. I’ll pass on that as well.
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Why would you willingly BOIL good meat? Rotten meat? Sure, that all makes sense.
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Perogies. Liver and Onions. Both still repulse me.
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I don’t mind a pierogi. Now and then…
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ANY MEAL MY MOTHER COOKED!!! All she know was to boil EVERYTHING fir 3 hours!!!!
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Sounds like New England boiled dinner. I despise that slop.
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Soup with meatballs. Hate it! A combination of rice and beef and… some other things I guess… the first time I touched that I threw up. Boiled meatballs… in soup. Disgusting!! And I was forced to eat it more than once, until I intentionally threw up in the kitchen sink to prove my point.
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Yeah, that doesn’t sound appetizing at all.
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Corn chowder. My mother would make vast pots of it and serve it for a week. Ever had week old corn chowder? It’s depression on a spoon.
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I make a good one, rich and creamy with cheese and bacon. But then again I’m not eating it for a week either…
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There is NOT enough ketchup in the WORLD to make liver palatable.
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Agreed.
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Same. Liver and onions. Foulest thing on the planet. I’ll eat kale daily for a year before I’ll take one bite of liver. (No offense to onions, though – love onions.)
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Even onions can’t improve liver.
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Nothing can. You could wrap liver in fifty dollar bills and I still wouldn’t touch it.
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If I remember correctly, our dog didn’t even finish it…
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Sounds about right.
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I can’t say that we had ‘regular’ dinner times as a family. Ever.
But I remember one time when I was staying with my dad, and he tried to force me to eat liver and onions. I, too, was made to sit there until it was gone. After hours, he finally relented, put it in the fridge only to pull it out again in the morning. I believe I left his home that visit without eating.
I don’t get why anyone would force their kids to eat something so vile?
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And why do they all make a stand on liver and onions? Damn.
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It’s ridiculous, but I’ve broken the cycle.
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Friday fish
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