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My husband loves free.
Whether it’s buy one get one free or finding free on the side of the road… if it’s free, he has a hard time passing up the deal.
Until now when I saw this on our town’s Facebook page.
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A 250 lb boar with the zoomies?
Come on. That’s the free deal of the century.
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River's world..... 
What’s a boar gotta do to get some butt scratches around these parts?
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Come with rusty old tools to get my husband’s approval apparently ….
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The presidential limousine pulls up to Air Force One. Donald Trump steps out with a baby boar tucked under each arm.
As he’s about to board the plane, a secret service agent stops him and asks “Sir, forgive my intrusion, but what’s with the boars?”
Donald motions to one and says “I got this one for Eric,” he motions to the other, “and I got this one for Don Jr.”
The secret service agent nods in approval and says “Excellent trade, sir.”
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🤣🤣🤣
I’d take a boar over those morons any day!
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Aww, I hope he finds a good home. He looks like he’d be a great pet…..or bacon or pet, yeah pet 😝
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He does zoomies. That’s pure pet.
😉
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Maybe he does zoomies because he’s a bit of a porker….
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Free is only for an instant. This fellow will have to be fed, and maintained. He looks expensive to me, especially if you need to build a boar pen to keep him in.
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Boar pen? Nah… I want to see him zoom around the living room.
😉
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And break everything in your living room? Go for it!
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We need new furniture anyway…
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Aha! Ulterior motives! You -😇😇😇
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Apparently the boar isn’t old enough to qualify as an antique, or hubby might not have passed up the deal.
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Not nearly musty enough yet…
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What did you name him and will there be room in the reconfigured basement?
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Alas, it’s not to be.
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Oh I’m so sorry to hear that. Sounded like FUN!!!
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Let me break “free” down for you: 32 lbs of bacon. 19 lbs of ribs. 11 lbs of pork roast. 16 lbs of pork chops.
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Noooo!
🥴
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Poor Boar. I hope someone adopts him as a Pet.
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So do I.
❣️
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Butt scratches. LOL! I hope he finds a good home. Are you sure Dudly wouldn’t like a companion?
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He might…
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Your husband turned down a couple years’ worth of free bacon? He’s starting to show some restraint.
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