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Truly.

I can’t imagine a single scenario where any of the following would be useful.

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See?

Useless.

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Does this mean we can go back to the good old days where only winning teams received trophies, because you know.. it’s a sport? By definition a competition, where someone wins and someone loses. There’s no lesson learned when everyone wins.

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That’s definitely how my husband was raised. When his father’s belt came off, they ran.

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Great.

Yet another thing I’ve probably been doing wrong.

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Power peeing?

Is this even a thing….

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Interesting.

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He’s quite a regal looking fellow.

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Exactly how bad does your underwear need to be if the cat won’t steal it?

On second thought, don’t answer that.

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From the way things are going in the U.S. right now? This isn’t news at all.

😥

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Admit it, useless is way more fun.

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The man dumped a cup of coffee.

Get a life people.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, cruises are floating petri dishes.

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And isn’t is about time?

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This is something I can honestly say I’d never worried about before.

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And my husband gets aggravated if I just change my mind about going out to dinner.

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But I’m not going to think about it.

Nope.

Uh uh.

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That can’t be good.

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Not good at all.

😳

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