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How much does my husband hate retirement? This much…

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I’ve blogged about my husband’s battle with retirement. About his need to still feel productive and his complete inability to relax and enjoy some well deserved leisure time.

I’ve blogged about him retiring in December of 2022 only to return to work in August of 2023.

I’ve blogged about him retiring again in February of 2024 because the gov’t treated him like a new hire and forced him to retake 8 months of training even though he worked there for 22 years and could teach the classes himself.

So…

We’re barely three months into retirement part two and if you think he’s been able to sit back and relax any better this time around you’d be dead wrong.

Because this week found him here…

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On a roof that’s not ours, replacing siding and fixing window leaks.

Working with the contractor we hired to work for us.

Did I mention my husband is 77 years old?

This is not how I pictured retirement.

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News you can’t use.

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Another day, another ridiculous headline.

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Perhaps he should do us all a favor and up his dosage

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I vaguely remember those worms. Can’t say I’d want to meet one in person.

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If it’s so gross, why would you want to do it at all?

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Is everyone really searching for this? Haven’t they got anything better to do…

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Wow. That makes the brown paper bags I used to cover my books with seem pretty lame.

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Cringe worthy for sure.

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I’m going to go out on a limb here and say a man wrote that article…

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His Lordship approves.

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It’s taken a few days of sniffing and tentative exploring but I think Lord Dudley Mountcatten has finally accepted the new furniture.

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Cats are not fond of change, much like my husband… which is why our new furniture looks a lot like our old…. but I think they’re both coming around.

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He doesn’t look stressed here.

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And before long he was assuming his favorite position with his favorite person.

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Please note that’s not me.

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The last picture?

Proof positive he’s accepted the new ottoman.

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Miscellaneous nonsense.

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I saw this advertisement the other day and thought it was a marvelous way to raise money.

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“Be kind to the flamingos”.

Words to live by.

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Sometimes bad taxidermy is so bad it’s good.

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We drove by this restaurant in Portland the other day, and while I’m no prude… I dislike advertisements, bumper stickers and political signs with crude language. If you’re wondering why eight year olds are responding “f*ck yeah!” to the question would you like a cookie?… here’s your answer.

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Bluebird!

Eating at the snazzy new feeder we bought without a thought to how it would be covered in bird poo in 10 seconds flat.

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Now that’s an interesting deal. Store your junk and get free frozen custard every week. With the amount of junk my spouse could store.. we’d have a freezer full in no time.

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The Irish cure…

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Being of Scottish ancestry I hate to admit it, but the Irish know a thing or two about pubs.

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We recently discovered O’Reilly’s Cure in Scarborough and will definitely be going back.

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It’s upscale…

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And to Hell with the Guinness…

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Their cocktail list is da bomb.

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The Basil Ruby was divine and paired nicely with my delicious crab cake appetizer.

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And the apple cider margarita?

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Lovely, even with its sticky brown sugar rim.

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Husband’s baked haddock, garlic mashed and veggie medley was tasty…

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And my chicken pot (biscuit) pie was a scrumptious thick, creamy delight.

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And yes, they snuck that annoying ‘kitchen wellness fee’ I detest on the bill (it bothers me because I doubt the kitchen staff ever see the money) but the food and drinks were so good we’ll return despite the annoyance.

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Let’s play.

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Because it beats working, that’s why.

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I recently read this book.

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It was a little too Jurassic Park adjacent for me, but the scientific basis for the novel is valid and quite terrifying.

The Colossal Biosciences https://colossal.com/ company really is five years away from de-extincting a wooly mammoth and the ethical can of worms that opens will be epic. When that process is nailed down? It would theoretically be possible to resurrect Neanderthals as well. A race of hominid that was taller and stronger than us, with a larger brain, better hearing, better sight, an inability to feel empathy and a propensity for violence. Forget the AI robots destroying us, the Neanderthals will do it for then.

On that cheerful note, my last Google search was for the Indricotherium.

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A giant hornless rhino that lived in the Eocene Epoch, 56 to 33 million years ago.

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He weighed 15 to 20 tons and stood 24 foot tall.

Yes, once a dinosaur geek, always a dinosaur geek.

So what’s the last thing you were searching for?

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God given talent….?

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There are times when I’m glad I’m woefully out of touch.

This is one of them.

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I had no idea.

Did you?

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That’s him.

A perfectly ordinary looking fellow who… since I’m not on Tik Tok… was completely unknown to me.

If only it had stayed that way.

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Holy heliotrope Batman!

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Nope.

I’m not thanking her… and I’m not doing any further research on this over endowed individual either.

If anything, I’ll probably have nightmares.

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Never doubt me.

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Remember my perfect carpet? The expensive Karastan I chose on day one…

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The salesperson from the store where I found it (they have exclusive rights to the brand and none of the other places we’ve tried can sell it) has been staying in touch after giving us an installation estimate. When I finally told them my husband balked at the price and was looking around for something comparable but cheaper, they wanted to help and said they would check their inventory.

I received this message a week ago.. but didn’t tell my husband until he’d had his fill of fruitless floor shopping.

I’m evil that way.

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To be honest I didn’t think carpet was something you could barter… but you live and you learn.

And save $500 apparently.

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Installation in 8 weeks.

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