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Four things I don’t need and one I definitely do.

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There really are some stupid things available for sale these days…. and when I run across them?

I feel it’s my duty to share.

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Speaking as a woman of a certain age who underwent a full abdominal hysterectomy?

I do not feel the need to brightly color my dearly departed uterus today… and I’m guessing I’ll feel the same way tomorrow.

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No, I don’t feel the need to brightly color Jason Momoa and his strategically placed bubbles either.

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What the …

What?

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Now this product ticks me off. It’s a blatant attempt by advertisers to talk you into something you absolutely don’t need.

Start with a shower. Use soap.

Enough said.

Lastly, here’s a product I do need.

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When it was time to polish the silver again, I searched in vain for my tub of old fashioned cream. Not finding it, I rummaged around the cabinet and found these stuck in the back. I don’t remember buying them, but I can guarantee you I will buy them again. .

So quick, so easy.

Granted you use one wipe for each piece of silver but I don’t care. Wipe, rinse, dry and done. No elbow grease required and I was done in half an hour vice three.

I call that a win!

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Products no one needs.

 

I know we’ve all become lazy housebound sods who can’t be bothered to put on pants during the pandemic, but this?

 

 

This is a bridge too far.

The day I’m too lazy to stir my own pan you have permission to slit my throat, fill it with kale and put me out of my misery.

And while I’m all for cocktails?

 

 

 

I have absolutely no intention of sharing my margaritas with llamas.

Nope.

Not happening.

 

 

 

Oh, yeah.

Kitty Hitler looks positively thrilled.

 

 

 

Let’s ponder this for a moment.

Someone thought about, invented, pitched, found investment capital and marketed….. a hammock for fish.

Is this a great country or what!

And finally…. when your dog no longer needs his collar of shame?

 

 

Viola!

You can re-purpose it in the kitchen.

You’re welcome.