I know we’ve all become lazy housebound sods who can’t be bothered to put on pants during the pandemic, but this?
This is a bridge too far.
The day I’m too lazy to stir my own pan you have permission to slit my throat, fill it with kale and put me out of my misery.
And while I’m all for cocktails?
I have absolutely no intention of sharing my margaritas with llamas.
Nope.
Not happening.
Oh, yeah.
Kitty Hitler looks positively thrilled.
Let’s ponder this for a moment.
Someone thought about, invented, pitched, found investment capital and marketed….. a hammock for fish.
Is this a great country or what!
And finally…. when your dog no longer needs his collar of shame?
Viola!
You can re-purpose it in the kitchen.
You’re welcome.
You’ve gotta be anal-retentive to the core to own that frywall…
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I’m bad, but not that bad.
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Oh, come on… you’d love to have a big adult beverage party with your backyard menagerie. Imagine how entertaining Mama Squirrel would be while a bit tipsy…
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A kegger with momma squirrel and her dastardly brood? Never!
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Well, if you get her drunk enough, she just might go home with the fox….
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You may have a point. Cheers!
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I have a friend who wrapped everything around his stove, including appliances, walls and counters, with foil before allowing his girlfriend to fry bacon. I’d get him that spatter shield but I’m sure he wouldn’t trust it.
Do the people who make these things think about cleaning and storage?
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No. The size kitchen you’d need to store all these things means you’d just hire someone to cook dinner for you.
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I got lazy in this area. I buy the precooked, microwave bacon. Perfect every time and no damn bacon grease. That shit finds crevices and holes that are not really even crevices and holes.
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Pre cooked bacon? Sacrilege!
Try it between 2 paper towels in the microwave. Perfectly golden brown, no grease splatter.
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What in the world is this nonsense? Microwave bacon?? Bacon should only be cooked one way, on a frying pan.
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Too messy and greasy.
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You really need to see someone about that…
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Let me ask you this: have you ever made gumbo from scratch? A proper roux requires nonstop stirring for at least 45 minutes. I’ve done it a few times and would have killed for the automatic pan stirrer! Risotto is the same.
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I have burnt enough roux to qualify as a crematorium.
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And no one wants that. Having great grandma for dinner is one thing….. but HAVING her for dinner?
No.
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I make gumbo quite often as it’s one of the husband’s faves…. though I admit to stirring my roux slightly less than that.
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I would like to comment on three of them: (1). The self stirrer. I have a nice blender that has a whisk attachment already. (2) Cat toy. You do not think the cat can get at whatever you got inside that thing? That would be the mother of all poor assumptions and underestimations. Give our cat 20 minutes alone with that thing. (3) Fish Hammock. To add to your amazement on peoples daring ingenuity, the inventor will no doubt find a market. Somewhere. Somehow.
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I think the fish hammock is my favorite. A total WTF moment.
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I’ll say that people invent the most useless stuff…..🙄
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And if they do, I’ll surely find it.
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At least pet rocks from that decade (whichever one it was) had personality. I mean if you’re going to fork out real money for crap, it’s got to at least have personality. Mona
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Exactly. No one wants a dull rock….
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Pet rocks, I remember those and mood rings.
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I had both!
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I’ve looked all over and so far I haven’t seen a dog with a RED frywall!!!
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Look harder. I’m sure they’re out there…
😉
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Drinking animals coloring book sounds like a generational thing. My generation likes to have a glass of wine and maybe talk art and go see in person the animals but some might prefer the video or coloring books lately. Who knows?
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I sure don’t.
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