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News you can’t use.

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Here’s to useless news. Providing me with so much blog fodder I could post one of these every single day and still have useless news leftover.

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Oh good.

Something to look forward to.

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A robot hurling paint balls.

That will keep those kids off your lawn.

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Teargas pellets?

Yikes.

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I don’t know… but I think my male readers should take one for the team, start drinking soy milk and report back when they have to buy a bra.

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Gene Roddenberry would be thrilled.

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I might have just gone with a hamster, but okay.

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To be honest, I’d be disappointed if you could.

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Trivial enough for you?

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I hate when that happens.

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I’m at the age when even pink walks won’t help.

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I’m sure her child will be thrilled to read that article when he/she grows up.

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I don’t care for cruises and there’s more than one reason why, but a boat full of naked passengers is at the top of the list.

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If it’s Monday, it’s time for useless news.

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There’s a question I rarely ask myself.

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Now I’m twice as glad I don’t eat tofu.

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Poor beetle. When I wear my reading glasses I’ve been mistaken for a schoolteacher, … but poo? That’s got to hurt.

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Finally, a church worth attending.

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To heck with the Eucharist, ‘shrooms will help you meet Jesus quicker than stale crackers and boxed wine.

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I’ve got an idea… stop pooping in it.

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Sure. That’s an application totally worthy of crashing our electric grid.

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Another day, another ridiculous headline.

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Perhaps he should do us all a favor and up his dosage

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I vaguely remember those worms. Can’t say I’d want to meet one in person.

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If it’s so gross, why would you want to do it at all?

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Is everyone really searching for this? Haven’t they got anything better to do…

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Wow. That makes the brown paper bags I used to cover my books with seem pretty lame.

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Cringe worthy for sure.

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I’m going to go out on a limb here and say a man wrote that article…

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It may be ridiculous, but at least it’s not politics.

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Unless a Hemsworth is delivering that hammer to my table?

Probably not.

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I do love a good morel.

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But damn, that’s impressive.

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It looks a bit silly, but 12 tons? Why aren’t we winging all of them…

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Brain tapeworm can’t be pleasant, but I’m still not giving up my bacon.

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A professional squatter?

Proof positive there’s a job for everyone.

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Useless and chuckle worthy is my goal.

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I must be part Labrador… because all this extra weight I’m carrying can’t be my fault.

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What a deal.

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I can’t say I’ve ever had any great desires to visit Detroit… but now I kind of do.

Singing pork products are hard to find.

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And so it begins…

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Someone probably did, but I’m guessing it wasn’t this guy.

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And if you can use it?

I promise I’ll try not to judge…

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When I saw that picture I knew it was going to be good bad.

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Please note the author of the article’s name. That can’t be a coincide….

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Buzz Lightyear was iconic. His original name? Not so much.

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Lunar Larry wouldn’t get anywhere near infinity and beyond.

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I’m confused.

Can naked dressing even be considered dressing?

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Those aren’t the only things it will get wrong.

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I’m with Kate.

Pass the Mac and cheese..

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